This is delicate… I’m not quite sure how to broach this subject… I’ve brought up “adult” themes in the past (usually in service of some stupid story about finding porn in my yard or some such thing), but I’ve never linked to actual images of hardcore smut. Well, I’m about to break that rule, but, in my defense, I think I have a damned good reason. Hopefully you’ll agree. (And, if you don’t, please don’t follow the next link.)

Let me preface this by stating that porn isn’t something I’m particularly fond of. I recognize the fact that it’s often appealing to our reptilian brain, but I don’t see much merit in it outside of that. For the most part, the thought of people being poked by wieners on video just makes me feel kind of sad. While I feel as though consenting adults should be allowed to do whatever they like, for the most part, I think that graphic depictions of such activities are, generally speaking, a destructive force. (Like alcohol and any number of other things.) Anyway, it’s with some hesitation that I link to this tonight, but I don’t see how I could let it just pass without mention.

A reader in the Goota region of El Salvador has just alerted me to the existence of PTERODACTYL PORN! (warning: that link is very much NSFW)

As many of you know, I’m a bit obsessed by pterodactyls. Ever since I had that breakthrough moment a few years ago when I realized that it wasn’t a dove but a pterodactyl that delivered the olive branch to Noah (thus proving the assertion of Christian fundamentalists that humans coexisted with dinosaurs), I haven’t been able to stay away from them. They just keep popping up… And, now, they’re “popping up” in a really spectacular way.

I don’t know the history of this clip, and I haven’t yet watched it with the volume turned up, but I think it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that man (or at least one woman) coexisted with dinosaurs (thereby disproving evolution).

In related news, I just learned today that Dick DeVos, the Republican candidate for governor of Michigan, believes that Intelligent Design should be taught in schools. (Link via Leighton) And, for those of you who don’t already know about Dick, when he’s not daydreaming about pterodactyls and nubile young maidens in the Garden of Eden, he’s tricking hapless rubes into selling Amway. (I’ll take porn and science over stupidity and network marketing scams any day.)

Back to the video clip, if anyone knows the context within which this film was made, please let me know. I doubt it very seriously, but I’d be interested to know whether the auteur who produced it was trying to make a statement about Biblical literalism. (I suppose the woman featured could be Eve, but I’ve never seen her portrayed as a blonde before.)

update: It occurs to me now just how stupid it must sound for me to say that I don’t think the woman shown in the clip is Eve “because she’s blond”… There she is being made love to by a gaggle of well-endowed pterodactyls, and I say that I don’t think she could be Eve because of her hair color… I think that’s funny.