the janice dickinson modeling agency

I know it might be a lot to ask, but I was kind of hoping that someone out there in the audience could call me tomorrow night at 10:00, and walk me through the first episode of the new reality show, “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.” Since Linette and I didn’t break down and get cable for the last season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm”, I can’t imagine getting it now, but there’s this ugly, stupid part of me that can’t help but be interested in the mean-spirited and perpetually-drunken former model’s effort to re-launch her career in the wake of “America’s Next Top Model.” Like I said, I know it’s stupid, but I can’t help myself. Anyway, your assistance would be appreciated.

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  1. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted June 6, 2006 at 10:53 am | Permalink

    They should have funded my project, “Last Chance: Janice Dickinson’s School for Bad Girls.”

  2. mark
    Posted June 6, 2006 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    It’s 10:01 and my phone’s not ringing!

    Come on, people.

  3. mark
    Posted June 6, 2006 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

    It’s now 10:10.

    This isn’t funny.

  4. mark
    Posted June 6, 2006 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    OK, it’s 11:03.

    And I’ve checked the phone, so I know it’s working.

    You’re all dead to me now.

  5. mark
    Posted June 6, 2006 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    I don’t ask for much from you.


    You should be ashamed.

  6. Dr Cherry
    Posted June 6, 2006 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

    She was on Stern today. What a nut.

  7. mark
    Posted June 6, 2006 at 11:23 pm | Permalink

    I feel really dirty and ashamed for caring… I think this is how it must feel to be a closet ball-shaver.

  8. chris
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

    The last season of curbed SUCKED, w/ some pretty predictable racism. eg-one show has Larry attacking his people so much that my Catholic husband (raised not practicing) said that he felt that Larry was being antisemitic. I replied, that yeah he was, but only so he could attack other races on upcoming shows. And then? A show about an Asian dry cleaner eating a dog…Christ, can’t they come up w/ something a little fresher than that?

    And dude, as much as I find this show potentially fascinating I am surprised that you expect your readers to watch it…even for you.

  9. mark
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

    I’ve also missed a few seasons of The Surreal Life now, and they don’t come out on DVD afterward.

  10. chris
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    And to think…I used to think Flavor Flav was an unrealized political genius…I guess you could say he still is. Kind of in the same way I am an unrealized supermodel.

  11. jeremy
    Posted June 23, 2006 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    i saw the first episode it was pretty cool

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