the janice dickinson modeling agency

By Mark | June 5, 2006

I know it might be a lot to ask, but I was kind of hoping that someone out there in the MM.com audience could call me tomorrow night at 10:00, and walk me through the first episode of the new reality show, “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.” Since Linette and I didn’t break down and get cable for the last season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm”, I can’t imagine getting it now, but there’s this ugly, stupid part of me that can’t help but be interested in the mean-spirited and perpetually-drunken former model’s effort to re-launch her career in the wake of “America’s Next Top Model.” Like I said, I know it’s stupid, but I can’t help myself. Anyway, your assistance would be appreciated.

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11 Comments

Tony Buttons Esq.

Posted June 6, 2006 at 10:53 am | Permalink

They should have funded my project, “Last Chance: Janice Dickinson’s School for Bad Girls.”
mark

Posted June 6, 2006 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

It’s 10:01 and my phone’s not ringing!

Come on, people.
mark

Posted June 6, 2006 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

It’s now 10:10.

This isn’t funny.
mark

Posted June 6, 2006 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

OK, it’s 11:03.

And I’ve checked the phone, so I know it’s working.

You’re all dead to me now.
mark

Posted June 6, 2006 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

I don’t ask for much from you.

Seriously.

You should be ashamed.
Dr Cherry

Posted June 6, 2006 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

She was on Stern today. What a nut.
mark

Posted June 6, 2006 at 11:23 pm | Permalink

I feel really dirty and ashamed for caring… I think this is how it must feel to be a closet ball-shaver.
chris

Posted June 9, 2006 at 11:03 pm | Permalink

The last season of curbed SUCKED, w/ some pretty predictable racism. eg-one show has Larry attacking his people so much that my Catholic husband (raised not practicing) said that he felt that Larry was being antisemitic. I replied, that yeah he was, but only so he could attack other races on upcoming shows. And then? A show about an Asian dry cleaner eating a dog…Christ, can’t they come up w/ something a little fresher than that?

And dude, as much as I find this show potentially fascinating I am surprised that you expect your readers to watch it…even for you.
mark

Posted June 11, 2006 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

I’ve also missed a few seasons of The Surreal Life now, and they don’t come out on DVD afterward.
chris

Posted June 11, 2006 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

And to think…I used to think Flavor Flav was an unrealized political genius…I guess you could say he still is. Kind of in the same way I am an unrealized supermodel.
jeremy

Posted June 23, 2006 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

i saw the first episode it was pretty cool