I know it’s probably really sick and wrong, and I hesitate to even mention it… but I was just sitting here thinking about starting a letter writing campaign to Carrie Fisher, asking that she immediately start taking more Republican operatives to bed.
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even worse, he was a gay republican – so while i am all for princess leia picking them off, it is unlikely that her powers work in bed.
i have this image in my head of her scantily clad in a metal brassiere, wearing a leash, and sitting at the base of the huge, slug-like mass of rush limbaugh.
I had dinner a few days ago with a gay Republican friend and I’m happy to report that he, finally, has seen the error of his ways and checked out of the log cabin. (He’s also left the Catholic church.) So, if you’re reading this, Carrie, please cross him off your list immediately. (If you send me a note I can forward you his name.)
And, Brett, that’s a fucking riot…