ammerican girl

Before leaving on vacation, in response to an act of aggression on the part of Rip Taylor, I asked for volunteers to step forward to put my face on vegetables. Sadly, only one man heard the call to duty, and that man (a fellow by the name of Collin) didn’t understand what I meant by “vegetable.” This was what he sent in.

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  1. Dick Cheney's Extending Taint
    Posted January 19, 2005 at 11:32 pm | Permalink

    I responded, but I assume you missed it in the hail of HTML that preceeded the link in response to your request for code to wrap text around images.

    “Cheeky Ambitions”


    And if you’re clever with the URL shaving, you can find another version.

  2. mark
    Posted January 19, 2005 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    Very nice! I need to have a t-shirt made.

  3. Posted January 24, 2005 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    I knew what you meant by “Vegetable,” I just thought this was funnier. Not to mention all kinds of creepy.

  4. Posted November 3, 2005 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    Hello good and beautifull girl first of all how are u.
    I am 23 male and want to find a honest and beautifull girl as girl friend. thanks
    my email to contect me.

  5. mark
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 9:55 pm | Permalink

    As you can see from my photo, I’m a bit young for someone as mature as you… I suppose there’s no harm in a bit of on-line flirting though.

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