I was just reminded by Crimewave contributor, Terry Gilmer, that Collin was not the first person to daydream about there being a Mark Maynard action figure… Here’s a snapshot from the world of Mr. Gilmer (where Linette and I, and the characters from the Simpsons get together to buy him drinks each night).
While I think I look a little too much like a Nazi from “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” I think the Linette action figure is just about perfect, right down to her little beer can hat and the piece of green plastic she’s rolled herself up in.