the american people haven’t forgotten john kerry

Actually, I don’t know about “the American people,” but there’s still at least one person out there who has Kerry at the forefront of his or her mind… Here, from the webstats program, is undeniable proof.

I had to get a screen capture of it because I knew you wouldn’t believe me otherwise… Yes, we got a visitor yesterday who was pointed to MM.com by Google, after searching for the phrase, “John Kerry shaving his balls.” That’s right, it wasn’t “John Kerry’s plan for winning the peace in Iraq,” or “John Kerry + stolen election.” It was, “John Kerry shaving his balls.” That’s apparently what people care about.

And here I thought that I couldn’t possibly be any more ashamed to be an American…. Actually, I suppose the search could have been conducted from outside the US. That gives me some hope. My suspicion is that it’s some lone-nut American fetishist though. Of course, I guess it’s also possible that it’s the work of a right wing attack group, like Hairy, Natural Balled Patriots for Truth. Perhaps they’re getting ready in case Kerry challenges the legitimacy of the election.

And how sad is it that the person coming to search for “Saint Catherine of Seina” might have rubbed up against this person in our lobby? That makes me feel icky.