and the evidence continues to mount

This afternoon, a group of researchers at the UC Berkeley Survey Research Center called a press conference and announced the results of a study they’d undertaken to analyze the votes cast for Bush and Kerry in certain Florida precincts. I don’t want to give too much away, but they liken their findings to a smoke alarm. Here’s a clip:

The study shows an unexplained discrepancy between votes for President Bush in counties where electronic voting machines were used versus counties using traditional voting methods – what the team says can be deemed a “smoke alarm.” Discrepancies this large or larger rarely arise by chance – the probability is less than 0.1 percent. The research team formally disclosed results of the study at a press conference today at the UC Berkeley Survey Research Center, where they called on Florida voting officials to investigate.

The three counties where the voting anomalies were most prevalent were also the most heavily Democratic: Broward, Palm Beach and Miami-Dade, respectively. Statistical patterns in counties that did not have e-touch voting machines predict a 28,000 vote decrease in President Bush’s support in
Broward County; machines tallied an increase of 51,000 votes – a net gain of 81,000 for the incumbent. President Bush should have lost 8,900 votes in Palm Beach County, but instead gained 41,000 – a difference of 49,900. He should have gained only 18,400 votes in Miami-Dade County but saw a gain of 37,000 – a difference of 19,300 votes.

“For the sake of all future elections involving electronic voting – someone must investigate and explain the statistical anomalies in Florida,” says Professor Michael Hout. “We’re calling on voting officials in Florida to take action.”

While we’re on the subject, there’s also a very good piece in The Nation today about the New Hampshire recount, why it’s happening, how it came about, and why it’s vitally important. Here’s just a little taste:

Briggs became interested in the numbers when, shortly after the election, she saw a study published on the web about statistical anomalies in non-swing states. New Hampshire caught her attention because of the sizable–15 percent–differential between early exit polls and results. It was easy to study, because the state made its data available online. And because New Hampshire was a state Kerry won, no one could claim that the goal of a recount there was to change the election results….

Once Briggs’s eyebrows were raised, she said, she tried contacting the Kerry campaign to see if officials there would call for a recount. With no affirmative response, on Friday, November 5, she called Ralph Nader–with less than four hours remaining before New Hampshire’s deadline for recount requests. The Nader people didn’t know Briggs, and were wary, but Air America Radio host Randi Rhodes managed to mobilize enough listeners that Nader soon had a twelve-inch stack of imploring faxes. With one minute remaining to deadline, he faxed in a request for a recount. (He also agreed to pay a $2,000 filing fee plus actual costs.)

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right target, wrong reason

The night of the election, when it became clear that Bush had won thanks to the religious fundamentalists, I remember telling Linette that within a month there would be a huge push to get both “Will and Grace” and “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” off television. Well, it looks like that’s exactly what’s happening. Donald Wildmon, the man behind the American Family Association, has just issued a fatwa. As of today, he’s asking his followers to start calling the executive officers at Procter and Gamble, an advertiser on both shows, boycotting their products, and spreading the message among their fellow sheep. Here’s part of the email he sent:

Procter & Gamble, maker of Crest, Tide and Pampers, is the leading sponsor of two TV programs that continually push the homosexual agenda.

The sitcom Will & Grace regularly promotes homosexuality and explicit sex-talk with jokes about male and female genitalia, masturbation, oral sex and even anal sex. The series’ two male stars are both homosexual. From the beginning, the series has been about nothing but sex.

Will & Grace is the program that showed two men passionately kissing each other.

According to Broadcasting & Cable online magazine, P&G was the top sponsor of Will & Grace between September 2003 and February 2004. P&G spent an astonishing $8.2 in sponsorship of this program promoting the homosexual agenda.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy depicts five homosexual men remaking the “cluttered, straight men of the world” so that they look, dress and act in the manner of the “cool” and, by implication, superior “gay” community. The program consistently seeks to validate and glorify the homosexual lifestyle.

Between September 2003 and February 2004, P&G spent $2,000,000 in sponsorship of this program promoting the homosexual agenda.

Remember that P&G pulled all their advertising support from Dr. Laura’s program after a complaint from the homosexual community. P&G will support programs that are pro-homosexual, but refuse to support programs that tell the truth about homosexuality!

That so-called “truth” that Dr. Laura (she’s a doctor of physical education, by the way) was this — she repeatedly called gays and lesbians deviant “biological errors.”

I don’t think they’ll make much headway, as both of the shows they’re targeting appear to be very profitable, but I still don’t think it makes sense to let the let Wildmon’s misguided crusade go unchallenged. So, if you get a chance, please send P&G a note congratulating them for not buckling under the pressure of a very vocal fringe group (who probably don’t use toothpaste or detergent anyway)… Personally, I don’t care much for P&G or Will and Grace (Queer Eye is OK on occasion though), but I refuse to let these homophobic assholes strong-arm corporations into towing the fundamentalist line.

Of course, I have absolutely no problem whatsoever suggesting that you then turn around and boycott P&G for their support of Fox News.

(I wonder if anyone’s ever nominated Donald Wildmon for a Queer Eye make-over.)

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fun for all ages (the half hooker, half clown)

Linette came to pick me up from work a few days ago wearing red fishnet stockings. When I opened the car door to hop in with her, I guess she noticed the expression on my face and asked what I thought of them. After struggling for a few minutes to find the right word, I said that they were, “a bit… hookerish.” Linette, trying to salvage her dignity, returned with, “I don’t think they’re hookerish… I think they’re more…. ummm… clownish.” (Dignity saved!)

We spent a good part of the day, after that, discussing clown hookers, where you’d most likely find them, what they’d look like, the names they’d use, and, yes, their impact on fashion. Of course, we thought that we were kidding…. until we just stumbled across this, the new look for the Japanese Ronald McDonald.

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a picture from collin

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two apologies in (and one that better be on the way)

It’s not breaking international news or anything, like Colin Powell stepping down so that Condi Rice can slither her incompetent, oily ass into the role of Secretary of State, but I did want to pass along a few items tonight… Over the past few days, two apologies were made to the readers of this site. The first came from the person that I accused of finding this site by searching Google for images of “John Kerry shaving his balls.” It turns out I was wrong, but he’s still sorry. Here’s his explanation/apology:

It was I who Googled “John Kerry Shaving His Balls.” The reason I did this is as lame as the subject itself. I am a fairly regular reader of your blog, and had seen you mention in the past that people had been directed to your site by Googling such oddball phrases as “ball shaving,” “bag full of semen,” etc. I, being something of a neophyte when it comes to Googling for anything, decided to type in the most bizarre phrase I could think of to see if it would really work. Well, By Golly, it did. And now I feel stupid, not only for coming up with a phrase like “John Kerry Shaving His Balls,” but for causing you, through my actions, to feel even more disgusted by and/or ashamed of the American people. Please accept my apologies in this matter. I assure you it won’t happen again.

And that, my friends, is how innocent young men get sucked into the sordid lifestyle of the ball shavers. (Who wants to film the after-school special, if I write the script?)

So, yes, it was indirectly my fault that time… kind of a self-fulfilling ball-shaving prophecy. By ranting too often about the folks that find this site by searching for “ball shaving,” I’ve apparently given rise to more of the same. Who knows where it’ll all end.

The second apology comes from the fellow who called me and my fellow MoveOn volunteers misguided imbeciles. Again, in a way, I guess I’m ultimately responsible for this one too, as I’m the guy who sent people to knock on his door three times on election day, but still… Anyway, you can find his apology posted at his site. It was very nice, and it was accepted. (So please stop writing him angry letters, like the two he links to in his post.)

The third apology, the one I’m still waiting for, should be coming in from a woman that Linette and I have been friends with for many years. A few days ago, she made an offhand comment that our daughter had hair “like an orangutan.” While that irked me a bit, I didn’t start demanding an apology until I’d heard from Linette that this friend had begun suggesting that our small-headed daughter was, “built like the Michelin Man.” While it is true that our daughter’s head is in the 50th percentile, while both her height and weight are near the 90th, I don’t think it was a very nice thing to point out… and that’s why I’m demanding an apology. Of course, as it happens to be true, I don’t know that I have much of a legal leg to stand on. And, again, as I’m at least partially responsible, genetically speaking, for her little head, I should probably accept some of the blame myself.

So, to sum up, I am the root of everything, and no one should ever apologize to me.

Sorry this post sucked. I’ll try harder tomorrow… And tomorrow I won’t be drunk on the champaign that Linette and I had been saving since November 2nd, when we’d planned to be celebrating Bush’s defeat. (I accept no responsibility for that, by the way.)

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