At the urging of several readers of this site, Linette and I have reprinted all three of our holiday card designs from last year. We have the one with Santa saying, “I don’t believe in you either” (pictured left). We’ve got the considerably less negative one with Santa saying, “I believe in you too.” And, for the non-Christians, we have the always popular, “You make the holidays a little less depressing.” If you want any of them, all you have to do is click here and place an order.
Seriously. They’re good. And you should order some.
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The post has been up for three hours, and there aren’t any orders yet.
There must be something wrong.
I’d better check the link.
No, it seems to be working.
Hmmmmm….
Is it the economy?
It has to be the economy.
I know it’s not the cards.
They’re fucking genius.
I agree: They *are* fucking genius!
Nothing with a severed Santa head?
I’m not sure they’re negative enough. Positivity turns people off.
I’ll have to make a special “Santa is a cancer” card for you, Brackache.
Now that’s a Santa I can believe in… one I know is coming.
mark, can the genius cards be paid by cash or money order through u.s. mail? i tend to frown on paypal.
Yes, by all means, send cash. Lots of it.
Brachache: “Positivity turns people off”
That’s hillarious. I love it. It also has a weird amount of truth to it…too much.
Thank God. Can we all briefly be friends again now for shit’s sake?