From the “Ann Arbor News“:
…Police received a report about 12:30 p.m. that a naked man was sitting on a milk crate behind buildings in the 300 block of West Ann Street. Police found the man, who was shirtless and had his pants down around his ankles. He had a beer in one hand and was masturbating with the other while leaning over a pornographic magazine, reports said.
The officer arrested the 50-year-old Ypsilanti man for indecent exposure and charges are pending…
Sure, it sucks that he’s identified as an “Ypsilanti man,” but, on the bright side, it’s evidence that my “Here’s Your Milk Crate, Hustler, Bud Light and Bus Pass – Go Enjoy Ann Arbor” campaign is working. With any luck, Ann Arbor will be awash in Ypsi seed by the end of the month.
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Is there a main distribution site in Ypsi where I can pick up my crate, beer, magazine and ticket? Is the program being run out of City Hall?
Actually, we found a place closer to the bus station. It’s a little storefront next to DejaVu. The line forms at 8:00 AM Monday-Friday. If you get there early, you can choose your porn title and crate color. There’s no choice for beer though, as the program is being underwritten by Bud Light.
Nice try Mark. Yet another one of your “Get Ol’ E Cross outta Ypsi” schemes has failed.
I didn’t use the bus pass. But, thanks for the beer. Sucker.
(Hint: Next time give me the bus pass first and tell me everything else is waiting for me in Ann Arbor.)
The intersection of 1st and William has been claimed. I’m coming home with my milk crate.
Maybe soon they’ll be strippers on Division beating people with light-up platforms.
Why should Ypsi have all the fun, anyway?