For those of you who think Fox is just too impartial, we’ve now official state television offering “the real news”… Introducing Trump TV

Yesterday, CNN contributor Kayleigh McEnany announced that she’d be leaving the network. And, today, we found out what she be doing… Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “the real news”!

Having grown tired of sending the likes of Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders out in front of the press to lie, and then be ridiculed for it, the Trump administration has decided to try something new. They’ve decided to cut the “lying press” – or, as Hitler would call it, the lügenpresse – out of the loop completely, taking their version of the truth directly to the people of America. If we were living in a normal world, this would be a big deal. As we’re not, though, we’ll just accept it and move on to whatever’s coming at us over the horizon next. Such is life in this world that Donald Trump had given us. Each day is its own fresh hell.

Now for the important question… How long will it take for Trump to start working in ads for his various properties? Or, better yet, when will we start getting montages like the one in the Parallax View?

Oh, and I know it’s a small thing, but this show, which is called Trump Tower Live, is not live, as evidenced by all the edits.

update: Here, for what it’s worth, is Trump on why it’s important for him to get around the “fake news,” which now, according to him, includes not only CNN, the Washington Post, and the New York Times, but also ABC, NBC and CBS.

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  1. Rat
    Posted August 6, 2017 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    Is this the woman that interviewed DeVos at CPAC?

  2. Eel
    Posted August 7, 2017 at 7:18 am | Permalink

    On the bright side, she’s no longer on CNN.

  3. Gillian
    Posted August 7, 2017 at 8:03 am | Permalink

    You can’t be a proper dictator without your own t.v. Network. Everyone knows that.

  4. Eel
    Posted August 7, 2017 at 8:06 am | Permalink

    It needs to say “Trump” a few more times behind her.

  5. Eel
    Posted August 7, 2017 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    There should also be a huge American flag blowing in the breeze behind her, and maybe a burst of gunfire or audio of a screeching eagle every time she completes a sentence.

  6. Bill Kristol‏‏ by proxy
    Posted August 7, 2017 at 8:39 am | Permalink

    Real Q’s: Who owns Trump TV? The Trump Organization? Is it a kind of campaign contribution? Is that legal? And is there any WH cooperation?

  7. Kat
    Posted August 7, 2017 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    She was also named the spokesperson of the RNC today.

  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 7, 2017 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    It’s all in the family. Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara is behind Trump TV.

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