Mike Duvall: spanker of bad lobbyists

Everyone on the left is up in arms today over the fact that yet one more conservative elected official was caught with his family values in the proverbial cookie jar. Or, more accurately, he was caught on tape bragging about having his penis in the “dripping” vagina of a married woman. And, to make matters worse, the woman, one Mrs. Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, happens to be a lobbyist working for the San Diego energy firm, Sempra. Oh, and it’s probably worth pointing out that Duvall, a staunch conservative with a 100% rating from the conservative advocacy group, the Capitol Resource Institute, served as Vice Chairman of the California Utilities & Commerce Committee, whose job it was to oversee companies such as Sempra. But, somehow, that isn’t what seems to be driving the press. Most of the press, it seems, is about the Assemblyman’s proclivity for spanking… Here, on that subject, is a quote from Duval, as recorded on the floor of the California State Assembly:

So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’

So, now he’s out of work, and, I presume, on the job market. And it’s got me thinking that we probably need someone like him in government. Couldn’t we use someone in government whose job it is to sniff out bad lobbyists and spank them?

And I know there are exceptions, but, for the most part, don’t you think it’s safe to assume that this is what lobbyists do for a living?

Oh, and here’s the other weird thing about this particular case. According to Duvall, this married lobbyist that he was spanking, and ejaculating into, wears an eye-patch over her vagina… I guess maybe that’s how bad lobbyists identify themselves.

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9 Comments

  1. Paul
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    “Family Values” California state assemblyman representing Orange County, Republican Michael D. Duvall, resigns for apparently not cheating on his wife. Well you have to take his word for it, or maybe believe that hypocrisy has been bred in. In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”. He is just another name that can be added to the list of Republican 2009 summer of love: Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), SC Board of Ed Chair, Kristin Maguire.

  2. Lisa
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 12:18 am | Permalink

    Ask yourself why Faux news, which calls itself “Fair and Balanced” — has not one scintilla of this story on their website.

  3. Alicia
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    like, a merkin?

  4. Kim
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    That may be a sign of progress for FOX. What they’ve done in the past is run the story, but wrongly identify the elected official at the center of the scandal as a Democrat.

  5. Larry Loves Ladies
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    I want to see an all girl band called Vagina Pirates, where they all play with pirate hats, and eye patches over their naughty bits.

  6. Steve Swan
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for yet another great movie title.

    “Pirate Vagina”

    With soundtrack by the Vagina Pirates!

  7. Robert
    Posted September 13, 2009 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

    Do you think there is going to be an investigation into all of this?

  8. Paul
    Posted September 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    But let’s get back to the real problem of political corruption, does anyone think this will get investigated and that things he voted on will need to be affirmed by the remaining members or will nothing happen? Do I hear Tammy Wynette, “Stand By Your Man” playing in the background? I remember not so long ago that other Orange County song favorite, “Stand By Your Tan” (for Tan Nguyen). But that’s another Orange County fool.

  9. FILF
    Posted September 18, 2009 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    No, nothing will ever come of it.

    Too much money.

    Too much skank.

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