[And to make matters worse, there’s a rumor that one has…. GG ALLIN’s BRAIN!!!]
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lovesick robots run amok in ann arbor, swinging arms wildly
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The other robot, of course, eats GG Allin’s brain the moment it breaches the carrier’s alloy anus.
And thus, the eternal cycle of one robot shitting and one robot eating GG Allin’s brain is set in perpetual motion…
These are the robots we were using to tear down the Y.
I’m tired of hearing about robots wondering across the border from Ypsilanti and taking our good Ann Arbor jobs, like tearing down buildings and lugging biomedical waste. I suggest we build a robot-impenetrable barrier of some kind.
As for these two, I have heard that one has the brain of GG Allin. The other one apparently has the voice of Donny Most, the actor who played Ralph Malph on Happy Days, and the torn blue raincoat of Marianne Faithful.
I caught another damn cyborg masturbating in an alley off of Liberty Street the other night. I could tell right away it wasn’t one of the missing robots on the posters. It was one of those IT.A.01 series jobbies. Someone must have just thrown it out in the alley when they got the newer 02 or 03 series models. I hate it when people do that instead of just taking it down to the recycling center.
That wasn’t a cyborg in the alley, Robert. That was me. I was shooting a scene for my film, A6: All Anal Aliens in an Ann Arbor Alley. Sorry for the confusion.
No need to apologize, Steve. A complimentary copy of the film would suffice.
I guess it doesn’t matter anyway. According to Pravda, apparently we’re all going to be having sex with robots soon.
Sorry for the bad link. Here’s a better one.
The Metro.co.uk article is sexier though.
These are the same guys you want me to give my money to today, right?