I read somewhere today that Google AdWords has paid out over one billion dollars to online publishers, so I guess I shouldn’t be making fun, but Jesus Christ… Judging from the ads they’re running on my friend Jeff’s site they must think he’s got the morbidly obese market all sewn up, like he’s the Richard Simmons of blogging or something.
And it gets worse.
(I’m tempted to start running AdWords here on MM.com just to see what their sophisticated algorithms kick out concerning my audience. It would be painful to accept, but I suspect the phrase “lonely obese ball shavers” would figure prominantly.)
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What does one get when they follow the link to “fat hotels”? I’m picturing a place with gravy boats in every room.
I’m thinking about making “What’s Jeff Selling Today” a regular feature here at MM.com. Today there’s a $59.99 “Body Fat Caliper.” And, it comes with an “Accu-Fitness AMI Fat Track Pro Fat Tracking Software CD.”