god v. satan

One wonders if the results of this very scientific survey might have been a little different if people knew the facts.

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  1. egpenet
    Posted April 4, 2007 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    Who are the ten that Satan killed?

    1 – Abel? Cain killed him.
    2 – Lot’s wife? She did it to herself.
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    10 – Judas Iscariot? Supposedly, he hanged himself, but there’s no proof he did. In fact, some Gnostics still believe he was just doing what Jesus told him to do.

    Most theologians will tell you Satan has no power other thasn to tempt. Supposedly he tempted Jesus. The poets say, “The devil hath power to form a pleasing shape.” We do whatever evil there is to ourselves and one another.

    Perhaps it’s only that “Selfish Gene” theory again of the aetheist Brit Darwinists.

    And the debate goes on….

  2. egpenet
    Posted April 4, 2007 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Actually, I recommend clicking on the PREVIOUS link after you look at the God v. Satan shot.

    Try it, you’ll like it.

  3. ol' e cross
    Posted April 4, 2007 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    My guess is they’re referring to Job’s seven sons and three daughters, Satan’s only 10 confirmed kills (apparently, the servants also killed in the same episodes didn’t merit count).

    In fairness to God, the millions he killed were all bad guys, and the handful Satan got were good guys. God is kinda like Jack Bauer that way. Or George Bush.

    Of course, death itself is the child of Satan, so God killing folks is really like popping zombies.

  4. UBU
    Posted April 5, 2007 at 11:19 am | Permalink

    beep beep

  5. cleo love-paste
    Posted April 5, 2007 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    Roadrunner = Pure Evil

    I always knew it.

  6. Cousins Vinyl
    Posted April 5, 2007 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    Actually, God and Satan are friends. The joining together of good and evil is the true essence of the world.

    This explains why McDonalds breakfast sandwiches taste so good.

  7. mark
    Posted April 5, 2007 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    Iran is part of the axis of evil and yet they let British sailors go unharmed. We’re the shining beacon of democracy and we employ all kinds of torture against people who aren’t even accused of crimes. To an outside observer, that might not make sense. But yet that’s the way it is. So, my money’s on God. The blood on his hands doesn’t mean a thing. I know he’s on the right side.

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