my random observation about santa

Santa will jump on a Christmas tree, like Kiefer, but he won’t worship Satan, no matter how nicely you ask…. It’s comforting to know that there is a line that he will not cross. (Thanks to Kristin for the subserviant Santa link.)

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8 Comments

  1. Ted Glass
    Posted December 22, 2006 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

    For what it’s worth, he will also not rip out Rudoplh’s lungs, blow them like balloons and then punch them like they’re speed bags.

  2. ChelseaL
    Posted December 22, 2006 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    That is absolutely amazing. I’ve already passe along the url.

  3. ChelseaL
    Posted December 22, 2006 at 6:16 pm | Permalink

    Sorry for the typo.

  4. egpenet
    Posted December 22, 2006 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    My wife and I are addicted to 24. Thanks to Netflix, we are watching 2-3 episodes per night. After Comedy Central’s Daily Show and Colbert Report, we have dinner and watch Jack Bauer threaten to poke out people’s eyes, kill his co-workers with dedicated skill, and squeeze wounded terrorists where it hurts.

    Why isn’t Jack Bauer sent to Iraq?

    For that matter, why hasn’t Jack Bauer been hired by the citizens of Ypsilanti to take care of the jail overcrowding situation, or Water Street, or polluting landlords?

  5. ol' e cross
    Posted December 22, 2006 at 9:19 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry, I’ve completely lost the theme of this post by something EgP said. “After … the Colbert Report, we have dinner.”

    My parent-of-two-year-old self is befuddled; is there still a place in this world where adults have dinner after midnight?

  6. edweird
    Posted December 22, 2006 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    I typed “Fuck Rudolph” because I’m a juvenile at heart. You should too.

  7. egpenet
    Posted December 23, 2006 at 12:22 am | Permalink

    Dear OEC … a repeat of the previous day’s shows are aired around 8ish … which is a suitable dinnerish time. Sorry to have befuddled your temporarily ritualized parental consciousness.

    BTW … I kept thinking all day today about how Jack Bauer could get the truth out of “Scooter” and the “VP” … if we’d only turn’im loose on those two scoundrels. Be fun to watch while sucking on a drippin’ juicy rack’o’ribs.

  8. mark
    Posted December 26, 2006 at 10:24 am | Permalink

    My favorite Jack Bauer moment was a few seasons ago when he sawed the head of a government informer just because he knew it would get him into a meeting with the head of a drug cartel… Oh, I also like how he was “forced” to shoot his boss execution style… So many great moments.

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