Well, it looks like I might have been right when I said that Cheney was probably drunk when he shot his buddy in the face the other day. I don’t know that it’s the most trustworthy source, but, if you can believe the folks at Capital Hill Blue, our Vice President was shit-faced when he pulled the trigger… at least according to the members of his Secret Service detail.
update: Capital Hill Blue stands by their story.
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Drinking during an unsuccessful hunting trip is one of the worlds greatest pleasures.
One of the other greatest pleasures is shooting a 78 year old in the face.
Sounds like Cheney had a pretty good day.
He must have been thinking, “I’m like a god. I bet I could shoot this old fucker in the face, drunk and at point-blank rage, and get away with it.” I wonder what’s next.
Well at least on Star Trek that god’s Momma called him home for dinner……
Stella, if we’re going to use Star Trek OS metaphors, my vote would be for Khan, although the NG Borg culture could be relevant too, as I think at this point Cheney’s more machine than man.
Tony, I have two words for you: “BABY EATING”
apparently they plan on harvesting them from South Dakota.
But that’s so funny Tony, that’s what I thought at first too. Then I thought he shot the dude in the face so people stopped talking about Katrina. But the former sounds so good. I go with your explanation!
DON KNOTTS IS DEAD!!! THE END IS NEARER!!!!
Fuck.
Thanks for letting me know, Brian.
Cockeyed.com put up a picture illustrating Harry Whittington’s wounds. Warning: NSFW.
http://www.cockeyed.com/images/tricky-operation.jpg