the secret service, not so good at keeping secrets

Well, it looks like I might have been right when I said that Cheney was probably drunk when he shot his buddy in the face the other day. I don’t know that it’s the most trustworthy source, but, if you can believe the folks at Capital Hill Blue, our Vice President was shit-faced when he pulled the trigger… at least according to the members of his Secret Service detail.

update: Capital Hill Blue stands by their story.

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  1. Brian
    Posted February 24, 2006 at 9:37 am | Permalink

    Drinking during an unsuccessful hunting trip is one of the worlds greatest pleasures.

    One of the other greatest pleasures is shooting a 78 year old in the face.

    Sounds like Cheney had a pretty good day.

  2. Tony Buttons Esq.
    Posted February 24, 2006 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    He must have been thinking, “I’m like a god. I bet I could shoot this old fucker in the face, drunk and at point-blank rage, and get away with it.” I wonder what’s next.

  3. Stella Magdalen
    Posted February 24, 2006 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Well at least on Star Trek that god’s Momma called him home for dinner……

  4. schutzman
    Posted February 24, 2006 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    Stella, if we’re going to use Star Trek OS metaphors, my vote would be for Khan, although the NG Borg culture could be relevant too, as I think at this point Cheney’s more machine than man.

  5. chris
    Posted February 24, 2006 at 4:49 pm | Permalink

    Tony, I have two words for you: “BABY EATING”
    apparently they plan on harvesting them from South Dakota.

    But that’s so funny Tony, that’s what I thought at first too. Then I thought he shot the dude in the face so people stopped talking about Katrina. But the former sounds so good. I go with your explanation!

  6. Brian
    Posted February 25, 2006 at 6:50 pm | Permalink


  7. mark
    Posted February 25, 2006 at 7:54 pm | Permalink


    Thanks for letting me know, Brian.

  8. Ken
    Posted February 27, 2006 at 10:05 pm | Permalink put up a picture illustrating Harry Whittington’s wounds. Warning: NSFW.

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