There’s a great article over at the Southern Poverty Law Center on the Holy War shaping up against gays in America. If you get a chance, go check it out, and then head on over to Donald Wildmon’s new American Family Superstore, where you can find not only fine anti-gay merchandise, but also things like Christian workout CDs, and “Remember Teri” bumper stickers. (It’s like Wal-Mart, but not as classy… And, yes, I’m just jealous because I haven’t found a way to cash in on Teri’s death yet.)
On the subject of Wildmon, I was just thinking the other day that we should start working on a plan that would somehow get him into a bed, making love to James Dobson, live on primetime network television. I know it’s ambitious, but I also know we’ve got a lot of brilliant people in the audience and I’m confident that we can pull it off if we just put our heads together… It can be our Manhattan Project.
I think, at the very least, it will require a few bottles of booze, a free sample of Viagra, an exact replica of Wildmon’s home, and a small cell of people on the inside at one of the networks… What am I missing?
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Oh my God I need to start wearing my glasses. I thought that said “An exact representation of Wildmon’s mom,” and I thought “Mark is crafty!” I still think you are crafty, Mark, but…
I like the idea of dressing Wildmon like his mom and seeing if it leads to intercourse. It’s stunningly brilliant.
I’d much rather catch them in the act of getting fucked by horses.
Like this….
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000981095
I had absolutely no idea that beastiality was legal in nearly a dozen states. Could that possibly be true? Or, is that article a fake?