the holy war and how to fight it

There’s a great article over at the Southern Poverty Law Center on the Holy War shaping up against gays in America. If you get a chance, go check it out, and then head on over to Donald Wildmon’s new American Family Superstore, where you can find not only fine anti-gay merchandise, but also things like Christian workout CDs, and “Remember Teri” bumper stickers. (It’s like Wal-Mart, but not as classy… And, yes, I’m just jealous because I haven’t found a way to cash in on Teri’s death yet.)

On the subject of Wildmon, I was just thinking the other day that we should start working on a plan that would somehow get him into a bed, making love to James Dobson, live on primetime network television. I know it’s ambitious, but I also know we’ve got a lot of brilliant people in the audience and I’m confident that we can pull it off if we just put our heads together… It can be our Manhattan Project.

I think, at the very least, it will require a few bottles of booze, a free sample of Viagra, an exact replica of Wildmon’s home, and a small cell of people on the inside at one of the networks… What am I missing?

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5 Comments

  1. Kristin
    Posted July 20, 2005 at 9:16 am | Permalink

    Oh my God I need to start wearing my glasses. I thought that said “An exact representation of Wildmon’s mom,” and I thought “Mark is crafty!” I still think you are crafty, Mark, but…

  2. Tony Buttons
    Posted July 20, 2005 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    I like the idea of dressing Wildmon like his mom and seeing if it leads to intercourse. It’s stunningly brilliant.

  3. Tony Buttons
    Posted July 20, 2005 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    I’d much rather catch them in the act of getting fucked by horses.

  4. Tony Buttons
    Posted July 20, 2005 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    Like this….

    http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000981095

  5. mark
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    I had absolutely no idea that beastiality was legal in nearly a dozen states. Could that possibly be true? Or, is that article a fake?

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