ken enters the contest again

5 Comments

1. Steven
   Posted June 4, 2005 at 11:11 am | Permalink

   I’ve seen this drawing about four times and I laugh every time.

   Doesn’t Noah see the dinosaur? I mean, I’d be freaking out if there was a dinosaur right in my face.

2. mark
   Posted June 4, 2005 at 11:39 am | Permalink

   Here’s Ken’s note that accompanied the submission:

   I heard that you don’t have to have a pterodactyl or an olive branch for the contest so I redid my entry. It is a “what if”. What if Noah wasn’t very careful and he fucked up by getting eaten. He would of died at the early age of 400 or so and would of been spared his drunken older years.

3. Ken
   Posted June 4, 2005 at 11:57 am | Permalink

   I imagine that dinosaur wrangling is not very easy. Look at how those idiots in Jurrasic Park mess it up. I’ll bet the Ark folks did it more in the Flintstones model and made the dinosaurs into vacuum cleaners, dishwashers and cranes. Still, if you aren’t careful…

4. mark
   Posted June 4, 2005 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

   I love that idea, Ken. Maybe there were holes at the back of the ark so that the T-Rexes could slide out their legs and kick, kind of like prehistoric inboard motors.

5. Howie Smith
   Posted June 5, 2005 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

   I have a work-friend who is an extremely religious Christian. She takes a very literal view of every part of the Bible and believes it all happened just as it says. Her idea of controversy in the Bible is whether or not animals have souls – eveidently the Bible isn’t clear on this and has sparked some kind of debate in her church.

   Anywho, the funny thing about her is she is very willing to converse with me about religeon – not preaching to me but actually listening…and trying to answer some of my BIG questions…like about dinosaurs!

   I guess I should have seen her answer coming, but it blindsided me. She said that the dinosaurs where ON THE ARK!

   I think I held my composure. I don’t think I laughed out loud.

   One thing about her is that she is no hypocrite. She likes everybody – very perky – but goes along with the whole “love the sinner, hate the sin” argument. She says you either have to believe the Bible 100% or not at all. We are at the extreme ends of that choice.

   So, this is actually a pic of Noah telling the pleading dino that he has his raptor limit.