i’m thinking about returning this wendy’s chili

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  1. Posted May 17, 2005 at 10:48 pm | Permalink

    My compliments to your manicurist.

  2. mark
    Posted May 17, 2005 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    Imagine my surprise when I licked off the tomato sauce and discovered that it was two-thirds of a severed hand.

  3. Ken
    Posted May 17, 2005 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

    If they give out a free Frosty

  4. Posted May 17, 2005 at 11:18 pm | Permalink

    was it a delightful surprise?

    did you take it up to the counter and show it to the staff, or, as it seems more likely from the image, did you shove it in your pocket and carry it home, carefully set it on a convenient black velvet backdrop, and photograph it first?

    what’s that little red rectangle, by the way? is that what was left of the tomato sauce you were licking, at the point you realized it was a human hand?

  5. Ken
    Posted May 17, 2005 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

    I think that if you ARE going to find a half of a hand in your chili, you should find the bottom half.

  6. mark
    Posted May 17, 2005 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    The red tag is something that my attorney put on it to make it look “more official.” It was also his idea to take off the red fingernail pollish. (It didn’t look nearly this disgusting when it dropped out of my mouth.)

  7. Doug Skinner
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    It doesn’t look so tasty when they forget to run it through the grinder.

  8. Kristin
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    I stopped at Wendy’s on the way down to Indy last weekend, and they offered me a free Frosty ™ which I took like I had just won the lottery. I didn’t know it had anything to do with the finger thing until I saw the news later that day. I had assumed I was just extra cute that day. It was nice to have those few hours before the bubble burst.

  9. mark
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    Just imagine what we’d all get if they served a human head in a chef salad.

  10. Posted May 18, 2005 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    probably just another frosty.

    i think that’s pretty well set the bar for class-action compensation now.

    i hear union carbide just sent out a tanker of frosty to the folks at Bhopal.

  11. mark
    Posted May 18, 2005 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    Hil-fuckin-larious, Brett! I love the image of a tanker (perhaps the “SS Condoleeza Rice”) pulling into port, full to the brim with Frosty, and our people ladling out a scoop to every person who can provide a photo of a dead loved one.

  12. Posted May 18, 2005 at 10:09 pm | Permalink

    i imagine they’d actually just hook up a hose to the supply and spray them down, but whatever.

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