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i’m thinking about returning this wendy’s chili
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My compliments to your manicurist.
Imagine my surprise when I licked off the tomato sauce and discovered that it was two-thirds of a severed hand.
If they give out a free Frosty
was it a delightful surprise?
did you take it up to the counter and show it to the staff, or, as it seems more likely from the image, did you shove it in your pocket and carry it home, carefully set it on a convenient black velvet backdrop, and photograph it first?
what’s that little red rectangle, by the way? is that what was left of the tomato sauce you were licking, at the point you realized it was a human hand?
I think that if you ARE going to find a half of a hand in your chili, you should find the bottom half.
The red tag is something that my attorney put on it to make it look “more official.” It was also his idea to take off the red fingernail pollish. (It didn’t look nearly this disgusting when it dropped out of my mouth.)
It doesn’t look so tasty when they forget to run it through the grinder.
I stopped at Wendy’s on the way down to Indy last weekend, and they offered me a free Frosty ™ which I took like I had just won the lottery. I didn’t know it had anything to do with the finger thing until I saw the news later that day. I had assumed I was just extra cute that day. It was nice to have those few hours before the bubble burst.
Just imagine what we’d all get if they served a human head in a chef salad.
probably just another frosty.
i think that’s pretty well set the bar for class-action compensation now.
i hear union carbide just sent out a tanker of frosty to the folks at Bhopal.
Hil-fuckin-larious, Brett! I love the image of a tanker (perhaps the “SS Condoleeza Rice”) pulling into port, full to the brim with Frosty, and our people ladling out a scoop to every person who can provide a photo of a dead loved one.
i imagine they’d actually just hook up a hose to the supply and spray them down, but whatever.