the god of shopping malls

I know it’s probably not exactly legal, but could one of you please email me the text of the article on exurbs and megachurches that’s in the new issue of Mother Jones? The beginning of the article is available on-line, but the rest is only available to subscribers. Here, in case you’re interested, is how it starts:

In South Barrington, Illinois, just northwest of Chicago, lies a 155-acre campus resembling a junior college or perhaps a manufacturer of something clean, like pharmaceuticals or computer parts. On one side of the main compound is a greensward, on another side is a five-acre reflecting pond, and out in front are vast black slabs of endless parking, where swarms of men wearing reflective vests and radio headsets assist drivers attempting to find an open space. Shuttle buses loop around the lots; sometimes it’s so busy that off-duty cops are hired to help direct traffic.

It looks like a mall on a busy holiday weekend, but it is the Willow Creek Community Church, and it could be any weekend. In almost every city or suburb of more than 200,000 there is a similar megachurch, as they are known, a product of suburban sprawl, religious marketing, consumer demand, the entertainment economy, and the good old-fashioned yearning for communal experience. Megachurches draw young, committed, and energetic members; listen to parishioners talk and you will hear a refrain of growth–“we’re growing”–as if it were proof of redemptive success. And they deliver a highly emotional product: the marriage of group affiliation and a conversion experience, complete with videos, pop music, and other modern dramatic flourishes…

Scholars call them “postdenominational churches” or parts of the “new apostolic reformation.” Their own laity call them “purpose-driven” or “seeker-sensitive” churches. Detractors call them McChurches or Wal-Mart churches…

Religion, it just occurred to me, isn’t about helping others anymore. It’s about helping yourself. It’s about consumption. It’s about feeling good. It’s about knowing that you deserve what you have and more. Religion is consumption, not reflection.

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dyeing for our sins

Next year, I plan to dye Easter eggs with Clementine. My friend Dan did it yesterday with his daughter, Leah. And he did it the same way that I’m planning to — with natural dyes (like beets)… And they turned out pretty cool too. Here’s a photo, and a few of Dan’s recipes (which were in part taken from All Things Frugal dotcom):

Yellow Easter Eggs – some curry powder and yellow onion skins. Boil eggs and skins and powder for 15 minutes.

Sky Blue Easter eggs – cut up a quarter head of red cabbage, boil with eggs for 15 minutes. Cool eggs under cold water to stop cooking. Let eggs soak in cabbage and water for a couple of hours. For some damn reason they turn blue.

Purplish/Gray eggs – boil in red wine for 15 minutes.

I’ve heard spinach works for green eggs.

If you have other ideas for possible dyes, you’ve got a year to send them in…

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congressman oedipus murders father

In 1988, shortly after his private tram jumped its track in Texas, Tom DeLay’s father was pronounced brain-dead. Then, 27 days later, his family decided to pull the plug. (Actually, they refused to initiate dialysis, but it amounted to the same thing.) Fortunately for the DeLay family, there wasn’t a self-serving, grandstanding U.S. congressman there to criticize their decision and call them murderers.

I can’t find the link now, but somewhere on-line there’s an audio file of DeLay addressing the Family Research Council last week. During the speech, which veered off into the realm of the paranoid at times (as he described the perceived conspiracy against him), he said, “One thing that God has brought to us is Terri Schiavo to elevate the visibility of what’s going on in America.” That’s right — God brought Terri to them, like some kind of gift, to illustrate just how evil the left can be… And I’m sure it’s a comfort to her family to know that God has kept her a vegetable for these past fifteen years in order to make a point about DeLay’s adversaries.

And, in case the narcissism and the hypocrisy weren’t enough to make you question the character of Tom DeLay, the folks at Common Cause have been collecting evidence of his illegal activities.

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ebay

I like Ebay, and I’m willing to be pretty forgiving when it comes to their occasional fuckups. But HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SEND THEM MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER? I swear, this is the third time so far this year that I’ve sent all my bank information, but they just keep writing

I like the little image of the uniformed cop this time. That was a nice touch.

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exurb hell

I’m sitting on the floor, drinking coffee and reading to Clementine from the New York Times magazine. Right now, we’re reading about the American exurb explosion and the conservative megachurches that it’s spawned. I don’t have time for a real post, but here are a few clips:

In the rapidly growing community of Surprise, Ariz., Radiant megachurch offers financial planning, athletic facilities, child care, marriage counseling and Krispy Kremes with ever sermon. Welcome to the expanding conservative frontier….

The article tells the story of Lee McFarland, a highly-paid employee of Microsoft, who, after taking an on-line correspondence class on how to start an evangelical church, moved his family from Redmond, Wash., to the rapidly growing area of Surprise, Ariz.

McFarland’s messages are light on liturgy and heavy on what he calls ”successful principles for living” — how to discipline your children, how to reach your professional goals, how to invest your money, how to reduce your debt, even how to shake a porn addiction. ”If Oprah and Dr. Phil are doing it, why shouldn’t we?” he says. ”We should be better at it because we have the power of God to offer.”…

One of the more striking facts to emerge from the 2004 presidential election was that 97 of America’s 100 fastest-growing counties voted Republican. Most of these counties are made up of heretofore unknown towns too far from major metropolitan areas to be considered suburbs, but too bustling to be considered rural, places like Lebanon, Ohio; Fridley, Minn.; Crabapple, Ga.; and Surprise, Ariz. America has a new frontier: the exurbs. In a matter of years, sleepy counties stretching across 30 states have been transformed into dense communities of subdivisions filled with middle-class families likely to move again and again, settling in yet another exurb but putting down no real roots. These exurban cities tend not to have immediately recognizable town squares, but many have some kind of big, new structure where newcomers go to discuss their lives and problems and hopes: the megachurch…

The first problem McFarland set about solving was that of the public schools. The newly arriving parents told him they were terrible. So in the summer of 1998, less than a year after he’d started offering Sunday services, McFarland rented a trailer, strung up a banner and began signing up children for an as-yet-unbuilt charter school, Paradise Education Center; C.E.O., Lee McFarland. ”We had nothing to show them,” he told me. ”Literally there was just land here.”…

These are people that the Republican Party has always run well with — it’s conventional wisdom among political analysts that young, middle-class couples raising children tend to be conservative — and in 2004 the G.O.P. made a strong play for exurbanites. Megachurches were a key part of the strategy. Supporters were asked to supply the Bush-Cheney campaign with church directories so it could make sure these churchgoers were registered and planning to vote. ”For the first time we didn’t just engage businesspeople or Second Amendment supporters; we engaged people who said they were motivated first and foremost by their values, and these people were often churchgoers,” Gary Marx, a liaison to social conservatives for the campaign, told me recently. ”We asked them to reach out to their community, and their community is the megachurch.”…

In the run-up to the election, Radiant published nonpartisan voter guides in the church bulletin, and McFarland gave a sermon about the importance of voting, though he was careful not to express support for either candidate — ”God isn’t a Republican or a Democrat,” he said. Still, the very fact that McFarland’s sermons are intended to feel ”relevant,” as he likes to say, means he at times takes on issues like abortion and homosexuality, both of which he believes are sinful. McFarland’s views are rooted in his faith, but congregants may, no doubt, draw political conclusions…

Happy Easter.

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