mis-ter press sec-re-tary, i have a ques-tion…

Sorry I wasn’t blogging much this weekend. I’ve been working on my prototype for the animatronic White House press pool reporter that I mentioned here a few days ago. I’m calling him Frank “that crusty old newsman” Gannon. I’ve still got some work to do on the eyes, but I think I’ve got the rest of him just about ready to go… I’m working on my letter to White House Press Secretary Scott McLellan right now, offering his services. I’ll keep you posted… In the meantime, if you have ideas for what he can be programmed to say, please leave a comment.

Frank Gannon: “Mr. McLellan, I realize that you can’t give us much detail about the administration’s domestic agenda because of the inherent national security concerns, and I, like most sane, god-fearing Americans, understand that to question our Leader’s judgment at such a time of crisis such as this would be tantamount to treason… With that said, however, I do have a question that I simply must ask… On behalf of the readers of Mega Patriot News dotcom, I DEMAND to know whether or not the President is still firmly committed to fixing the socialist boondoggle that we know as Social Security. Thank you.”