mis-ter press sec-re-tary, i have a ques-tion…

Sorry I wasn’t blogging much this weekend. I’ve been working on my prototype for the animatronic White House press pool reporter that I mentioned here a few days ago. I’m calling him Frank “that crusty old newsman” Gannon. I’ve still got some work to do on the eyes, but I think I’ve got the rest of him just about ready to go… I’m working on my letter to White House Press Secretary Scott McLellan right now, offering his services. I’ll keep you posted… In the meantime, if you have ideas for what he can be programmed to say, please leave a comment.

Frank Gannon: “Mr. McLellan, I realize that you can’t give us much detail about the administration’s domestic agenda because of the inherent national security concerns, and I, like most sane, god-fearing Americans, understand that to question our Leader’s judgment at such a time of crisis such as this would be tantamount to treason… With that said, however, I do have a question that I simply must ask… On behalf of the readers of Mega Patriot News dotcom, I DEMAND to know whether or not the President is still firmly committed to fixing the socialist boondoggle that we know as Social Security. Thank you.”

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  1. kez
    Posted March 6, 2005 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    mark, is that head made from foam rubber or grocery bag paper-mache? either way it’s imprsesive.

    maybe he should be holding a softball?

  2. brett
    Posted March 6, 2005 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    So, was your robot designed to resemble the bastard child of abe vagoda and patrick stewart, or is that just a ‘happy accident’?

  3. Posted March 9, 2005 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    the Jeff Gannon School of Journalism:


  4. mark
    Posted March 12, 2005 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    I really need to pursue this idea…. Fuck… I just wish there were more time.

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