I just learned from my friend Sidharth that a Paris Hilton-themed nightclub, called Club Paris, is getting ready to open in Orlando. Then, after poking around for a few minutes, I realized that the place is associated with Clear Channel Communications. (Clear Channel is listed as an “event partner,” but I suspect the relationship might grow as Club Paris spreads like a cancer.) Actually, I’m sure the place will flop, but I was looking for a reason to start drinking anyway, so I’m taking it as a sign… Let’s just make a rule: When you come across a story that encompasses Paris Hilton, Florida, and Clear Channel, you get to drop whatever you’re doing and start drinking. Agreed?
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That’s hot.
Oh, a new game. How fun.
This calls for a celebration! Or at least a wild prediction:
Eventually, calling yourself a conservative will simply mean that you dress just like Paris Hilton. Calling yourself a liberal will mean that you have the courage to look. And joining the Green Party means you’re becoming desperately ill.
Oh wait, other then the clothes part, I think that may have already come true.
I think Paris Hilton is a harbinger of bad things to come… a sign of the apocalypse.
One day, there will be an army of these creatures.
Mark,
You should make a trip here to ORL.We can then go to the club and drink to Paris ;-)
I don’t know if I’ll be able to pull it off, but I’m going to try to go the rest of my life without stepping foot in Florida… no offense to you, Sid. (So, you’ll have to come back to Michigan for that drink.)
Can I park a car in paris?
One of those small, electric cars shouldn’t be a problem, Steve. If you’ve got something bigger in mind, like a sedan of some sort, I’d give it a year. And there should be room for full-size SUVs by the summer of 2006.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Drink up!
But it’s only 8:44 AM and I don’t want to start drinking yet.
Damn it!
OK, I guess a rule’s a rule.
I think any time Paris Hilton shows up on your TV w/o your prior knowledge of seeing her skanky face is a reason to drink. Where the bloody hell did she come from??? I went YEARS w/o knowing of her existence and now she’s freaking bloody everywhere!!! And she’s as vapid and vacant as it’s possible to be!