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Brand Republican
Equal Pay. . . Everybody gets less.
Equal Rights. . . You all have the right to be governed by a corrupt, corporately controlled entity that takes from the poor and gives to the rich.
40 Hour Work Week. . . 30 Hour Work Week with no full-time benefits, minimal wages, and no overtime pay.
Social Security. . . Take from the poor, give to the rich (as in the corrupted stock market, which is constructed and operated so that dweebs like the common man/woman never know enough about what’s going on to make any money)–greed is good!
Medicare. . . Take from the poor, give to the rich (i.e., pharmaceutical companies).
Clean Water. . . Radiation cleanses the water, actually
Clean Air. . . Acid rain cleanses the air, actually; and chopping down trees = less pollen
Safe Food. . . Monsanto protects your food from herbicidal insects (using pesticides found to be safe by the People’s Republic of Monsanto, S.P.E.C.T.R.E, Dr. Evil and Heinrich Himmler)
Freedom of Speech. . . Well, you can’t yell, “Fire,” in a crowded theater, and you can’t oppose war efforts in a time of war. . . or complain about the president. . . or read strange books and talk about them. . . basically, shut the fuck up.
Voting Rights. . . See the mandates that Saddam Hussein got from his people when he was elected. You have the right to vote, but you don’t have the right for your vote to be counted.
Education? . . . Take from the poor, give to the rich–cheap, crappy, for-profit (as in rich people make more money), factory schools for the poor that produce mindless conformity, low expectations and an ability to vote against one’s interests; and publicly-funded private schools for the rich and privileged that teach the elite how to achieve complete and utter domination of lesser humans.
We’re just warming the globe up.
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(this is supposed to look like an elephant–sorry if it didn’t post right)
I don’t know that the Democrat agenda is good, but I do know for sure that the Republican agenda is evil.
That’s an elephant?
I think it’s time for somebody to take Dirtgrain to the zoo.
I joined the military recently and I am surprised by how some people are still full by the Republicans. One private was talking about how