I like the product tie-in, but maybe a better idea for a logo would be a pterodactyl flying away from the ark with Noah’s half-eaten head, spinal cord, and ribcage dangling from its talons.
what are the rules on this contest again? Because i was guilty that i didn’t have the olive branch in the ptero’s beak, but this asshat tony buttons has clearly raised the bar a hundredfold.
When we set out on this contest with no rules, no prize, and no deadline, I didn’t know how it was going to shape up. Now, I guess all bets are off. Your guess is as good as mine as to where all of this is going to end up, Brett. If you have another submission, send it in. (And remember, if you use an alias, you double your chances of winning.)
With all of that said, however, I should probably tell you that I (the judge of this competition) am most likely to go with a relatively simplistic design. (So, feel free to go all out, but it might not win you anything.)
remember France is the county that built a nucleur reactor in Iraq (before it was asploded by the israelis). What could possibly be wrong with this?? Why does a nation drenched in oil need a nucular reactor??? I’m sure its peaceful.
I’ve just been reading about the most stupidly brilliant theory to reconcile Genesis with the geological and fossil record. Back in 1857, Philip Gosse argued that God created the earth with fossils in it — just as he created Adam with a navel, even though Adam had not had an umbilical cord. In other words, God did not create dinosaurs; but he did create fossilized dinosaur bones.
I suspect there’s money to be made by repackaging this idea to anti-evolutionists. In 1857, Gosse was just laughed at, but our society is much dumber today.
I have a memo that details how God thought it would be really, really funny to plant Dino bones in the soil. If people didn’t believe his account of things they would forever burn in brimstone. Acording to this memo God is quite the trickster.. He’s still laughing about that tree of knowledge gag.
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“Finally, some good, authentic Italian food!”
or
“I guess we can stop eathing the dinosaur eggs now.”
I think that the sign is so heavy that the pterodactyl fell into the receeding ocean and became extinct.
and the lord sayeth,
“I shall spread Hospitaliano
across all the lands of the earth.”
I like the product tie-in, but maybe a better idea for a logo would be a pterodactyl flying away from the ark with Noah’s half-eaten head, spinal cord, and ribcage dangling from its talons.
hey mark,
what are the rules on this contest again? Because i was guilty that i didn’t have the olive branch in the ptero’s beak, but this asshat tony buttons has clearly raised the bar a hundredfold.
When we set out on this contest with no rules, no prize, and no deadline, I didn’t know how it was going to shape up. Now, I guess all bets are off. Your guess is as good as mine as to where all of this is going to end up, Brett. If you have another submission, send it in. (And remember, if you use an alias, you double your chances of winning.)
With all of that said, however, I should probably tell you that I (the judge of this competition) am most likely to go with a relatively simplistic design. (So, feel free to go all out, but it might not win you anything.)
Good luck.
remember France is the county that built a nucleur reactor in Iraq (before it was asploded by the israelis). What could possibly be wrong with this?? Why does a nation drenched in oil need a nucular reactor??? I’m sure its peaceful.
France will
hospitaliano? Very…very…funny
That drawing is brilliant.
I’ve just been reading about the most stupidly brilliant theory to reconcile Genesis with the geological and fossil record. Back in 1857, Philip Gosse argued that God created the earth with fossils in it — just as he created Adam with a navel, even though Adam had not had an umbilical cord. In other words, God did not create dinosaurs; but he did create fossilized dinosaur bones.
I suspect there’s money to be made by repackaging this idea to anti-evolutionists. In 1857, Gosse was just laughed at, but our society is much dumber today.
I have a memo that details how God thought it would be really, really funny to plant Dino bones in the soil. If people didn’t believe his account of things they would forever burn in brimstone. Acording to this memo God is quite the trickster.. He’s still laughing about that tree of knowledge gag.
Is it just me, or can others not see this either?