I received a cryptic message a few days ago from an anonymous source, telling me that I had to immediately retain an attorney and protect my intellectual property from the evil Korean CEO of Samsung. I wrote it off as the ranting of a delusional reader, as it’s not uncommon for me to receive paranoid […]
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On having one’s unicorn-killing intellectual property stolen by Samsung, and celebrating the release of yet another Monkey Power Trio record
Posted in Art and Culture, Mark's Life, Monkey Power Trio, Special Projects, Uncategorized Also tagged advertising, being ripped the fuck off, CHI&Partners, Fox Sports, Melissa Dettloff, Monkey Power Trio, Nathan DeYonker, Samsung, Samsung Galaxy, selling out, severed unicorn head superstore, WCBN 17 Comments
You missed a great time at the Trading Tortoise
Following are a few photos from Sunday’s Trading Tortoise stop at Ypsi’s Corner Brewery. I traded a beard that I’d shaved off a few years ago, and stuffed into an old, amber pill bottle, for a penny on which JFK’s head had been etched next to that of Lincoln. It came along with a small […]
Posted in Art and Culture, Uncategorized, Ypsilanti Also tagged Abraham Lincoln, beards, choking, Detroit Metro Airport, dolls, eerie, etching on pennies, face eating, grow your own Mark Maynard, hysteria, John F. Kennedy, Kennedy Looks at Lincoln, Monica Choy, pennies, poop, pooping at the workplace, pooping in a box, Shawn Gates, Souther Salazar, tired blood, Trading Tortoise, workplace memos 7 Comments