Inspired by an article in the New York Times, I’ve decided to purchase a house full of douches in the greater Ann Arbor area. If you feel as though your household might be sufficiently douchey, please call my people and set up a meeting. Here’s a clip from the Times. On a recent Tuesday evening, […]
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I’ve decided to buy a house of douches
Posted in Ideas, Mark's Life, Media, Uncategorized Also tagged Adam Quinn, Andrew Thomas Reid, BKLYN1834, Brooklyn, Club Casa, commune, Converse, Denitia Odigie, Dickerman Cade Sadler III, Ditmas Park, douche, Glenn Markman, Jack Purcell, Jan Testori-Markman, knitted beanies, Media, new media, Stacey Panagakis, SXSW, vibes 22 Comments
Rand Paul equates universal healthcare to slavery
I’m still trying to wrap my mind around this one. Here’s a clip from the transcript, thanks to our friends at ThinkProgress: With regard to the idea of whether you have a right to health care, you have realize what that implies. It’s not an abstraction. I’m a physician. That means you have a right […]
Posted in Health, Politics Also tagged analogies, health care reform, public option, Rand Paul, slavery 24 Comments
Who else should be going to prison with Bernie Madoff?
In case you missed the segment on 60 Minutes a few days ago, I wanted to pass along this interview with the men overseeing the investigation into where Bernie Madoff hid his money, and who else might have known what he was up to. WARNING: Watching this will make you want to punch Madoff’s douche […]
Posted in Economics, Other Also tagged 60 Minutes, Andrew Madoff, Bernie Madoff, David Sheehan, douches, greed, Irving Picard, Mark Madoff, Morley Safer, Ponzi 3 Comments