By Mark | February 4, 2011
The “tiger mom” shit was bad enough, but this video has me feeling really terrible about my efforts as a father to make my daughter smart enough to help save the planet when she gets older. I’m ashamed to say, she knows the whole backstory on every single minor character in Harry Potter, including the […]
By Mark | October 24, 2010
So, am I just a being an old man, or is this a really bad idea? I wonder if it comes with a little, My First Case of Hep-C prescription bottle full of candy. On the bright side, it could be worse. At least they don’t show little girls getting “tramp stamps” above their butt […]
Last night’s Dreamland Tonight taping went pretty well. Annie Palmer was a great musical guest, local real estate developer Stewart Beal brought us up to speed on the Thompson Block, and historian James Mann shared a few ghost stories. It was a little sloppy, as we were still kind of writing as we went along, […]
Posted in Dreamland Tonight, Ypsilanti | Also tagged Annie Palmer, Dreamland Theater, Dreamland Tonight, ear wax, ears, earwax candle, Easter Bunny, fire, James Mann, Keelan, Liquid Swords, Stewart Beal, tattoos designed by Mark, Thompson Block |
By Mark | January 30, 2010
A girl in Ontario did the unthinkable a few days ago. She had herself permanently disfigured in order to curry favor with an online cult, and gain a 2% discount on all future purchases from their gift shop. Speaking of severed unicorn heads, there must be something in the water these days. After a long […]
Posted in Art and Culture, Special Projects | Also tagged bleeding mercury, Canada, cults, fangs, girls from Ontario, I won't be tamed, paintings by Mark, people in Nebraska and the things they order off the internet, people who will one day regret getting a tattoo designed by Mark, severed unicorn head superstore, tattoos designed by Mark, unicorns shed their heads |
