Lest anyone try it again, I’d like to start off this post by noting that I’m not in the habit of posting unsolicited reviews that I find rolled up inside of old copies of the Journal of Avian Medicine and Surgery and thrown into my front yard. I’m making an exception this time, though, as […]
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Posing as a reporter for this site, Patrick Elkins scores free grub
Posted in Food, Uncategorized, Ypsilanti Also tagged beer, hamburgers, Journal of Avian Medicine and Surgery, Keelan, Patrick Elkins, pickles, posing as a reporter, reviews, Sidetrack 13 Comments
Hey, hey, hey, it’s Fat Albert
When the snow melted a few days ago, Linette made a startling discovery in our front yard. There, among the now visible beer cans, candy wrappers and thawing piles of dog poop, were a pair of adult-sized jeans with Fat Albert’s face across the ass. My advice to Linette, who called me at work, was […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Ypsilanti Also tagged discarded clothes, Fat Albert, found stuff, jeans, stuff under the snow, your daily quotient of weird 4 Comments