By Mark | October 5, 2018
I found a public restroom today that was outfitted with a communal toothbrush, which was super awesome, given that my teeth were full of celery strings and twisted little bits of beef jerky that I couldn’t work out with my tongue. I’m tempted to tell you where this magical place is, but I’m afraid, if […]
We’ve known for quite a while that people piss against our building. It’s painfully obvious on hot summer days like this. If you attempt to enter the building from the back, you have no choice but to navigate through a low-hanging cloud of excited urine molecules anxious to take a trip up your nose to […]
