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Blogbaby episode six: Jeff Kay on frantic teenage masturbation

By Mark | January 2, 2012

[While I’m busy scrubbing poop from diapers and other articles of clothing, several friends have been kind enough to provide content for this site, through a program we’re calling Blogbaby. Today’s contribution comes from my old comedy writing partner, the world-famous blogger Jeff Kay.] I recently overheard a couple of guys joking about how they […]

Posted in Other, Pop Culture, sex, Uncategorized | Also tagged Arlo, beat-off talk, beating off, Bert Convy hair, Blogbaby, Bo Derek, celebrity crushes, Cheryl Tiegs, Crossroads Road, Debbie Harry, Duran Duran, fantasy, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, friends who do cooler stuff that I do, friends with books, jack-off chamber, Jeff Kay, Jeff's friend Rocky, Lynda Cater, masturbation, Pat Benatar, Phoebe Cates, Playboy, porn, pubic hair, Seinfeld, The Cars, The West Virginia Surf Report, Valerie Bertinelli, Wonder Woman, zine friends | 22 Comments

In a Plain Martha Wrapper

By Mark | August 19, 2002

Linette and I went to Borders yesterday. The plan was to stop in and buy a guidebook for Italy (where we dream of going, when we can afford it) and then to head over to Starbucks for a coffee (which we like to drink when we can afford it). When we first walked in to […]

Posted in Mark's Life, Media, Retail, sex | Also tagged 1932, 8th Circle of Hell, Amazon, Borders, Brown Jug Restaurant Line Cook convention, Charlie Sheen, clitoris the size of a standard index card, Cosmopolitan, Criterion Collection, Dockers, evolution of porn, Fritz Lang, Germany, hard-core porn, M, magnified to comic proportion, Martha Stewart, masturbation guard, movie review, National Geographic, paperback romance, Peter Lorre, Playboy, scanning for ex-girlfriends and physical, serial killers, Spy Kids, Star Fleet, Star Trek, Starbucks, Start Trek the Next Generation, the canals of Mars, Wesley Crusher, Wil Wheaton, Xtreme Caligula | Leave a comment

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