After watching Sarah Palin’s righteous, homemade meth-fueled endorsement of Donald Trump for President yesterday in Iowa, I’ve come to accept that the end times are upon us. And, in hopes of surviving a little longer than I would have otherwise, I’ve decided to stop fighting, give in, and embrace the reality of what’s happening in […]
Tag Archives: not so awesome t-shirt ideas
Let everyone know that, like me, you’re a “Proud Clinger”
Posted in Ideas, Mark's Life, Marketing, Uncategorized Also tagged "cling to guns or religion", awesome t-shirt ideas, clinging, Donald Trump, Doomsday Preppers, end times, Glenn Beck, Jim Baker, Mark's big ideas, Sarah Palin 17 Comments
As I’m somewhat new to football fandom, can someone help me out with something?
Posted in Other, Pop Culture, Uncategorized Also tagged awesome t-shirt ideas, Cotton Bowl, football, Michigan State, sports, University of Michigan 19 Comments
A desperate Manhood appropriates my face to win fans, secure lucrative record deal
Two girls came by the house this afternoon. They handed me a box, looked at each other for a second, and ran away. Given the appearance of the girls, I was expecting it to be something gross, maybe in retaliation for yesterday’s post on the nastiness of dog-punching nomadic crusties. I don’t know what I […]
Posted in Art and Culture, Mark's Life, Monkey Power Trio Also tagged awesome t-shirt ideas, Clare, crusties, Keelan, Manhole, Manhood, my favorite bands, pink flamingo, Punk Week, punks, weird glasses 34 Comments
The hubbub in Dearborn
I’m trying my damndest to get worked up over this sweatshirt designed by Arab-American kids in the class of 2011 at Dearborn’s Edsel Ford High School, but I’m just not feeling it. Then again, it didn’t really bother me all that much when Ron Asheton and the Sex Pistols used to dress up like Nazis, […]
Posted in Media, Michigan, Observations, Other Also tagged 9/11, Arab Americans, Berlin Wall, Christians under attack, Dearborn, Edsel Ford High School, fashion, Nazi, Ron Asheton, Sex Pistols, Sharia law, Twin Towers 21 Comments