I know the Republicans claim to be all about slashing the budget right now, but I suspect they could find a few million dollars to fund this initiative of mine.
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Tag Archives: fundamentalist religion
New business idea #137: the communications enabled pregnancy test
Posted in Mark's Life, Other Also tagged abortion, business ideas, Gilead, Margaret Atwood, pregnancy test, Republican platform, The Handmaid's Tale, theocracy, women's health, women's rights 19 Comments
Waiting for Bachmann’s insane response to the State of the Union
While we’re all online, waiting for Michele Bachmann’s bat-shit insane response to our President’s brilliant state-of-the-union address, here’s a little something to whet your appetite for crazy. This is self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs of Generals International explaining how the recent mass bird deaths we’ve seen around the world are the result of Don’t Ask Don’t […]
Posted in Politics Also tagged Cindy Jacobs, conspiracy theories, dead birds, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Generals International, Michele Bachmann, misunderstanding American history, Obama, rewriting history, slavery, State of the Union, tea party, video of crazy fucktards, Willow Run Tea Party Caucus 11 Comments
Terminator Jesus wreaks havoc on Ohio
I’ve written here in the past about the giant, angry half-Jesus that crouches alongside the highway between here and Cincinnati, ready to leap on sinners, having dug himself out from the earth’s core with a crucifix like some kind of Japanese B-movie monster. The family and I drive by it about a half dozen times […]
Posted in Art and Culture, Other Also tagged Butter Jesus, Corktown, fires, half-Jesus, Hustler, Jerome Ferretti, Jesus, lightening, lightening rods, Mega Church, Monroe, monumental kitty, Ohio, Quicksand Jesus, religion, Solid Rock Church, statues, Team Loveland, Terminator, Tuchdown Jesus 30 Comments
You got your Gog in my Magog
It’s been requested that I move this bit of craziness up to the front page, from the comments section of a recent thread, where it was left by a reader in Ypsi Township calling himself EOS. He didn’t indicate it in his comment, but the first two paragraphs were lifted verbatim from an Israeli news […]
Posted in Religious Extremism Also tagged Beit Togarmah, Bible, blockades, BP, Cush, Edge of Sprawl, end times, EOS, Ezekiel, Freedom Flotilla, Gog, Gog of Magog, Gomer, Iran, Israel, Magog, Meshech, Michael Cera, oil, oil spill, Persia, Phut, prophecy, Redemption theory, religion, Rosh, Russian-Iranian alliance against the Jewish state, Sabbath of Sukkot, Spider Man, Tabernacles, the rapture, Tubal, Turkey 24 Comments
Seeking drawings of Greg Kinnear, others
It’s springtime and that means, thanks to Michigan’s arguably overly-generous film industry incentives, celebrities are flocking back to Ypsi/Arbor. My friend Jean, if I’m interpreting her Facebook updates correctly, has rented her home in Ann Arbor to the producers of a film named Salvation Boulevard… It’s weird. She has to hide with her kid in […]
Posted in Ann Arbor, Art and Culture, Michigan, Ypsilanti Also tagged born again christian, celebrity sighting, Ed Harris, film incentives, Greg Kinnear, Jennifer Connelly, Marisa Tomei, Mega Church, Michigan film incentives, pencil paparazzi, Pierce Brosnon, Salvation Boulevard, Scream 4, Sidetrack, Ugly Mug 9 Comments
