Tag Archives: Christmas Eve

I think Clementine is starting to understand how Mad Libs are done

Here’s wishing you all a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. May all of your occupations be joyous, and none of your trees rain butts on your boogers.

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Merry Christmas, leave the plate

update: Now that I’m done wrapping presents, nibbling on carrots and arranging cookie crumbs on a plate so as to give the impression of having been dropped by a 300-pound intruder, I’m faced with the eternal holiday question… Die Hard or A Christmas Carol.

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Happy Holidays from Mark Maynard dotcom

I picked this up a few days ago from my friend Lisa Petrucci in Seattle. Lisa, with her husband, owns the video company called Something Weird, which specializes, among other things, in retro bondage stuff. (They were a long-time Crimewave advertiser.) Anyway, Lisa sent a bunch of old, xmas-themed bondage shots that she’s collected over […]

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