Here’s wishing you all a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. May all of your occupations be joyous, and none of your trees rain butts on your boogers.
Tag Archives: Christmas Eve
I think Clementine is starting to understand how Mad Libs are done
Posted in Mark's Life Also tagged boogers, butts, Christmas, Christmas traditions, Clementine, Mad Libs 8 Comments
Merry Christmas, leave the plate
update: Now that I’m done wrapping presents, nibbling on carrots and arranging cookie crumbs on a plate so as to give the impression of having been dropped by a 300-pound intruder, I’m faced with the eternal holiday question… Die Hard or A Christmas Carol.
Posted in Mark's Life, Other, Photographs Also tagged A Christmas Carol, carrots, Christmas, Clementine, cookies, Die Hard, Santa Claus, totally quotable Clementine 16 Comments
Happy Holidays from Mark Maynard dotcom
I picked this up a few days ago from my friend Lisa Petrucci in Seattle. Lisa, with her husband, owns the video company called Something Weird, which specializes, among other things, in retro bondage stuff. (They were a long-time Crimewave advertiser.) Anyway, Lisa sent a bunch of old, xmas-themed bondage shots that she’s collected over […]
Posted in Uncategorized Also tagged ball gags, bondage, Donald Duck, fetish, Krampus, Lisa Petrucci, Merry Christmas greetings, Something Weird, soynog, Sweden, traditions 12 Comments