This was said to me a few hours ago, as I was driving Clementine home from school, where she’d been working with her classmates on the construction of a bridge. I’m guessing that saws were involved.
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Totally Quotable Clementine… shop injury edition
Posted in Mark's Life, Other, Special Projects, Uncategorized Tagged fingers, saws, shop class, shop injuries, totally quotable Clementine, woodworking injuries 3 Comments
Totally Quotable Clementine… “milk thing” edition
This happened a few months ago. Clementine, in an attempt to get Arlo to stop crying, thought that she’d point out that Linette was nearby, working in the kitchen. Instead of saying “there’s your beautiful mama,” or something like that, though, Clementine decided to go a different route, and refer to Linette as “the thing” […]
Posted in Mark's Life Tagged Arlo, breastfeeding, breasts, Clementine, dramatic reenactments, Linette, milk, totally quotable Clementine 8 Comments
Totally Quotable Clementine: breast appreciation edition
[The quote was from this evening, as we were eating dinner. I had to go back a while, however, to find a photo that fit. Surprisingly, we have very few photos of Clementine looking at, or otherwise interacting with, her mother’s breasts… Anyway, I just loved this idea of her body being “sponsored” by Linette’s […]
Posted in Mark's Life, Photographs Tagged breastfeeding, Linette, totally quotable Clementine 7 Comments
Totally Quotable Clementine… little Lovecraft edition
She hasn’t let me read any of it yet. I’m imaging it’ll be like Twilight, but for an even younger audience… something about a little girl falling in love with a dark and brooding, painfully misunderstood, Cthulhu-like monster. I suspect it’ll make us all fabulously wealthy.
Posted in Mark's Life Tagged book ideas, Clementine, Cthulhu, friends with books, H.P. Lovecraft, monsters, totally quotable Clementine, Twilight 6 Comments
Totally Quotable Clementine: nothing ever changes here edition
Clementine said this to me earlier this evening at the Sidetrack, where we were taking advantage of the MarkMaynard.com two-for-one burger deal and discussing the absurdity of human existence. Maybe it just struck me because she used the word “shall,” but I thought that it was profound. We’d been talking about the head of the […]
Posted in History, Mark's Life, Ypsilanti Tagged animal heads, bears, Coupon, hamburgers, Sidetrack, taxidermy, totally quotable Clementine 10 Comments
