Mark Maynard - skeksis found in russia

08/29/06

12:01:49 am, by mark - Observations, Other

skeksis found in russia

After several days of tedius research, I feel confident when I say that the mystery carcass which recently washed up on the Russian coastline is that of a full-grown, male Skeskis… The pride I feel at having cracked this puzzle is, of course, somewhat tempered by the realization that I, and everyone I love, will soon be enslaved by these vile creatures. (And, suddenly, the Bush administration isn’t looking all that bad.)

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Comment from: Brian [Member]

Chamberlain: Hmmmmm...
General: I hate your whimper!
Chamberlain: HMMMM!
Chamberlain: Hmmmmmmm-mmmmm....
General: QUIET!

Permalink 08/29/06 @ 01:31

Comment from: be OH be [Member]

They want our essence!

Permalink 08/29/06 @ 10:35

Comment from: Dr Cherry [Member]

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Naw, they just want the shard.

Permalink 08/29/06 @ 14:52

Comment from: mark [Member]

I'm at a bit of a loss as I've never seen The Dark Crystal. I was just familiar with the Skeksis from a Jim Henson book that I have... If it's worth seeing, let me know and I'll add it to our Netflix queue (which is fast approaching 500).

Permalink 08/29/06 @ 21:29

Comment from: Dr Cherry [Member]

· http://hamtramckstar.com

It's about as sophisticated as fraggle rock.

Permalink 08/30/06 @ 09:23

Comment from: Tony Buttons Esq. [Member]

I've never smoked fraggle rock. I hear it's quite smooth though.

Permalink 08/30/06 @ 10:19

Comment from: Anonymatt [Member]

TDC is a good film but I wouldn't call it great. It's got a standard mythic plot in which a hero has a Great Task to achieve. It's quite interesting visually.

It's nowhere near as entertaining as Veterinarian's Hospital.

Permalink 08/30/06 @ 14:08

Comment from: mark [Member]

Why didn't this post of mine get national attention? I still think it's the most brilliant thing I've ever come up with.

Permalink 01/01/07 @ 21:58

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