I didn’t think it was possible, but my dad was able to take my recent zombie-related activities and interpret them as further evidence of my rapid descent down the icy slope toward Communism. I tried to explain to him that the zombie movement knows no ideology, and that I was marching right along-side undead Bush supporters, but he persisted, ultimately presenting me with this video footage proving conclusively that zombies and Democrats are one in the same. (As an aside, I should mention that I have always hated Bob Hope.)
His longtime secretary Jan King summed him up best: "He's a lecher who had women stashed all over town." His payroll was always filled with his latest girlfriends, and he actually had an apartment building close to his house filled with his current "dates". (He even had an employee whose job was to make sure the girls got their monthly payoffs.) Hope never met a beauty queen he couldn't-- and wouldn't-- hit on, which was his main reason for emceeing so many pageants over the years.
If you look closely, GeorgeThat. sir, is where you and I differ! I happen to walk around blindly, with dead eyes.
It seems to me, however, that it would be pretty doable to create something new using all the public domain stuff available of someone like Bela Lugosi.Or you could just endear yourself to the man, take some footage of him, and then use it to get financing for an awful movie about aliens reanimating the dead. With Tor Johnson.

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