Mark Maynard - just found in my pocket

12/12/04

09:29:10 pm, by mark - Found Objects

just found in my pocket

I just found a note that I must have written to myself sometime in the last week. It says, “prairie muffin abortion coupon fund.” I can’t recall what it was that I had in mind, but I suspect it would have led to many, many death threats.

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Comment from: Hillary [Visitor] · http://bunker.defcode.com

I had not posted this for similar reasons... Prarie muffins through time:

http://www.artsnotdead.com/siteposters/s_mutterundkind.html

Permalink 12/13/04 @ 07:33

Comment from: Collin [Visitor] · http://fizzleandpop.blogspot.com/

Heheheh. Some people will buy ANYTHING if they have a coupon.

Permalink 12/13/04 @ 07:47

Comment from: mark [Member]

Yeah, the idea was in bad taste, and, while funny, I didn't really like the underlying premise. As much as I'm troubled by their beliefs, and as much as I think they're burdening the planet with their incredibly large families, I wouldn't suggest, even in jest, that they be coerced into abortion. Maybe we could, however, take up a collection to send them rubbers. That, I think, might be a good idea... Or perhaps we could make an on-line tutorial teaching Muffins how to perform oral sex… Anyone up for corroborating on a project like that?

Permalink 12/14/04 @ 19:23

Comment from: mark [Member]

And that link is great, Hillary.

Permalink 12/14/04 @ 19:23

12/12/04

just found in my pocket

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