The above photo of my mom and dad, I’m told, was taken when my mother was about six months pregnant. So, according to WebMD, my skin would have still been transparent, and I would have just been starting to produce white blood cells to help fight disease and infection. My parents, as you can see, […]
Category Archives: Mark’s Life
Almost a half-century ago, on this very day, the woman pictured here had a baby. And that baby grew up to be me.
I know I should be posting about the fact that the entire Environmental Protection Agency was essentially put on ice this morning, or that Trump just hinted about the possibility of martial law in Chicago, or that the controversial Keystone XL and Dakota Access oil pipeline projects have been brought back to life by executive […]
So, yeah, today’s the day Arlo found out that his grandparents were responsible for cutting off the “safety part” of his father’s penis, something I’m sure they’ll hear about come Sunday, during our weekly call… If you’re reading this, mom and dad, you’ve got five days to come up with a good explanation. For what […]
There were important things I wanted to tell you about tonight, but I got sidetracked by an all-consuming desire to plumb. So you’re on your own tonight… The site is yours… Have fun… Talk about whatever you like… Inspiring plumbing stories… Hilarious anecdotes about home repair projects gone awry… Restaurant reviews… Anonymous confessions… MarkMaynard.com fan […]
I suspect you may have already heard this by now, but, if you don’t have to be on the road this evening, you should probably just bake some oatmeal cookies, pour yourself a stiff drink, and stay home. The family and I just made it back from Lexington, Kentucky, where we were celebrating my mother’s […]