Yesterday, CNN contributor Kayleigh McEnany announced that she’d be leaving the network. And, today, we found out what she be doing… Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “the real news”! WATCH: @kayleighmcenany left CNN yesterday….today, she made her debut on Trump TV sharing "the real news". pic.twitter.com/joqxNfgDuf — Yashar Ali (@yashar) August 6, 2017 Having […]
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For those of you who think Fox is just too impartial, we’ve now official state television offering “the real news”… Introducing Trump TV
A message from the Alt State Department: yesterday’s press conference was not random chaos, but careful strategy.
[This is absolutely, 100% true. Yesterday’s performance wasn’t intended to demonstrate competence, but to rally the base for the battle ahead. This administration will not be easy to remove from power… Follow the Alt State Department.]
Building a real “truther” movement… We need an army
I know I should be posting about the fact that the entire Environmental Protection Agency was essentially put on ice this morning, or that Trump just hinted about the possibility of martial law in Chicago, or that the controversial Keystone XL and Dakota Access oil pipeline projects have been brought back to life by executive […]
Thank you, Kid Rock and Warner Brothers Records, for elevating the American discourse this holiday season
Not ones to miss an opportunity to cash in on the stupid, Bob Ritchie and Warner Brothers just rolled out a line of pro-Trump merchandise aimed directly at the core Kid Rock demographic. Here’s an example from their holiday store. [#HatePays] I know you’ve probably got a lot of other stuff to do today, but, […]
#RestockTheSwamp
Hey, guys. I created a hashtag. Feel free to use it online, free of charge… I’ll be charging for the red hats though. I’m looking for a Chinese supplier right now. Here’s the link to the Washington Post story noted above, which goes into some detail about how, despite his anti-establishment campaign trail promises to […]