Category Archives: Found Objects

uncle sam has seen better days

(Photo courtesy of Steve Cherry, who, knowing all my passwords and such, was apparenlty able to sneak in and upload it without my knowledge… From now on, whenever you see something that you don’t like here – like disgusting references to monkey taints – just assume that it was Steve’s doing.)

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trumpeting support

I have absolutely nothing that I want to write about tonight. Sorry. If it weren’t for Jim sending in this link to the ribbon-making machine, there wouldn’t have been anything at all… I’m tired… Oh, there was something. The sign in front of the Ypsi Historical Society was vandalized. Someone switched the letters around so […]

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found filth in ypsi: sure grip tighten-her cream

Clementine and I were out yesterday, walking through Frog Island Park, when I noticed a small, rectangular box about two feet off the trail, in a bare spot overlooking the Huron River. Being somewhat obsessive by nature, I couldn’t just walk by it without first seeing what it was, so I swung the stroller over […]

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just found in my pocket

I just found a note that I must have written to myself sometime in the last week. It says, “prairie muffin abortion coupon fund.” I can’t recall what it was that I had in mind, but I suspect it would have led to many, many death threats.

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the american people haven’t forgotten john kerry

Actually, I don’t know about “the American people,” but there’s still at least one person out there who has Kerry at the forefront of his or her mind… Here, from the webstats program, is undeniable proof. I had to get a screen capture of it because I knew you wouldn’t believe me otherwise… Yes, we […]

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