It is normal for one to be jealous of his puppet when said puppet appears on the cover of a local tabloid? I suppose I should be happy that he’s out there in the world, doing stuff that I don’t want to do, like having pictures taken with the likes of Jamboman, but still… And, jealousy aside, it’s just weird knowing that he’s out there, doing stuff independent of me.
Puppet Mark eclipses real Mark
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That Puppet figured prominently into my night at the Corner. See my Facebook post to you. In a sick way, it watched me pee.
What?! My puppet is watching girls pee?
I don’t consider myself a racist at all, but I don’t think it’s right for puppets and stuffed animals to be mixing like this. At least not in public. It’s not what God intended.
Jamboman is a person…I have talked with him, sang songs and had beers. Geez….stereotypes! See you all at Michigan Roots Jamboree!
Rumor on the street is that Jambo Man is full of weed.
I imagine, short of digging him up and making love to his corpse, it would be difficult to degrade the image of Mr. Presley more than you have done here. What you have done here is criminal.
I’ve heard a rumor that Mark puts on makeup, dresses like his puppet and sits on a counter in the women’s room at the brewery, watching women pee.
He’s freakier than Rick James.
HAH!
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