Thanks to bOb, I now have my very own “I Couldn’t Get Laid at Timken High” t-shirt… For those of you who don’t remember, Timken High is the public school in Ohio where 1-in-8 of the female students are (or at least were) pregnant at the same time, in spite of the fact that they’d been taught a fundamentalist-friendly “abstinence only” version of sex-ed. (For more information on Timken High and the abysmal success of so-called “virginity contracts,” just follow that last link.)
(And, if you, like bOb, have gifts to send, by all means please do so. Our address is: P.O. Box 980301 Ypsilanti, MI 48198.)
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You know it was probably just one guy at Timken too. That’s the part that really sucks.
I think it’s nice that fathers and daughters have something like The Father Daughter Purity Ball to experience together. Mothers and sons, have, after all, been enjoying “Motherboy” events for decades.
http://www.tv.com/arrested-development/motherboy-xxx/episode/403605/summary.html
Sounds like a shirt made with me in mind. I always hear about all the sex everyone is having but can’t manage the feat myself.
You just need to find a local Motherboy chapter, Dave. I hear it’s impossible not to get laid at one of their conventions.
I needed to post this new clip of Pee Wee Herman announcing that he now wears an abstinence ring somewhere, and this is the best place I could think of.
Texas teen pregnancy is up with change to abstinence only education:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shawn-lawrence-otto/rick-perry-abstinence_b_904115.html
I think it’s high time for a MM.com field trip.
How much does it cost to rent a bus?
Would Woodruff’s sponsor something like this?