Here’s my caption. If you have a better one, let me know… “And you thought football Saturdays were bad…“
This photo, which was taken outside of Knights’ Market last night by Jeremy Wheeler.
Actually – and I know this is far fetched – what if they escaped from Knights? What if Knights, all these years, has been serving velociraptor meat? What if they raise them in basement cages, like veal?
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I don’t think that velociraptor meat would be red. I think it would be like chicken, as they’re related. Still, I suspect it would be delicious.
The recent sexual assaults in Ann Arbor have spawned this kind of “near homonym” lingo. I’ve heard several acquaintances refer to the rapist(s) as”raptor” or “rapturist.”
I never thought that I’d have the occasion to share this link.
The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention
http://www.velociraptors.info/
They came for the speed dating.
With 7 billion people now on the earth, we could use some velociraptors.
http://www.alternet.org/story/152902/7_billion_and_counting%3A_welcome_to_a_planet_with_population_overload_and_resources_in_crisis_%5Bwith_photos_from_national_geographic%5D?akid=7791.108790.jpCVdf&rd=1&t=6
We’re going to be getting a velociraptor in Ypsilanti too. It’s called an Emergency Financial Manager.
24 hours later, and this is news to aa.com….
http://www.annarbor.com/news/velociraptors-in-ann-arbor-sign-flashes-out-its-warning/
Your headline is still better.