I’ve got another entry for our ever-growing Pencil Paparazzi file. This one comes from a boy in Ann Arbor who answers to the name of Jim. Accompanying his drawing of a half-dressed Jason Segel, was the following note:
This is my depiction of Jason Segel putting on a t-shirt after doing thespian sex on the counter of the Jefferson Market.
This is Segel’s second appearance in the Pencil Paparazzi file. His first appearance, which was captured at the Old Town a few weeks ago, can be found here.
If you should happen to see Segel around town, please tell him that my puppet would like to interview him for Dreamland Tonight… As he admits to having “a fetish for puppets,” it might not be that far out of the realm of possibility.
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I enjoy his acting, but I don’t know that I like the idea of buying muffins off of a counter that he’s ejaculated onto.
I like celebrities with guts.
Ugh, seen him several times in A2 drinking. But my rule of thumb is never interrupt a man drinking.
After ejaculation…well now. By all means shake his hand and ask him about his puppet fetish.
It might be the angle, but it looks like he’s missing a nipple.
Also, the ejaculate, if there was any, likely wasn’t real. I believe the studios buy it in bulk.
If I’m not mistaken, the Jefferson Market is supposed to be Zingerman’s in the film. Are we to believe that he walked into Zinderman’s and schtupped someone on their counter? Was this supposed to have taken place during business hours? Does that kind of thing happen often at Zingerman’s?
I’ve seen a guy who looks like that around Ypsi, but I don’t think he was famous. I think he was just huffing glue.
Unless you are a making a porno, if you ejaculate during thespian sex you are doing it wrong.
In my recollection, Segel’s other nipple was behind the t-shirt.
I heard the rumor that they were filming a sex scene from a few people; one person told me that she heard it from the Jeff’s owner. Despite Zingerman’s reputation for great customer service, I imagine that in the film the on-premises-sex is not sanctioned by management.
On premises sex was always sanctioned at Jefferson Market when I ran it… Not much happened anyway. Zingerman’s in the old days on the other hand…
I remember the Sex For Reubens scandal of ’89.
That was Sex with 4 Rubens. Rubens being code for Zing ladies after a few months of employee meals.