Things must be slow at my friend Joe’s shop, Hugh, tonight. He just sent me the following video, which I’m having some trouble interpreting. As best as I can figure, a new breed of furless furry has been discovered… Anyway, if you’re in Detroit, I’d appreciate it if you’d swing by Hugh and check on Joe. I’m worried about him.
So there’s apparently such a thing as a furless furry
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There’s a fucking Deer 1 out there somewhere?
I drove by, but didn’t go in. There was a man in a gray bodysuit, with a large horn-shaped object tied to his forehead. He was on his hands and knees, knocking over tables, and smashing glassware. He appeared to be crying.
According to police reports, it was a modern Danish candlestick holder on his forehead.
According to Google, this is the first reported usage of the term “furless furry”.
I’m not a gun nut by any stretch of the imagination, and I abhor violence, but, if I saw that, I would shoot it.
If I ever rob a bank, I’m doing it like this.
I also coined the phrase face taint. I’m good at coming up with these things and never getting credit.
Can someone start a Wikipedia page for me? I feel as though I need to be recognized as the first (amateur) anthropologist to identify the furless furry sub-species.
This thing should be pickled in a giant bottle of formaldehyde.
If we tax this behavior, perhaps they’ll stop.
This was better than 90% of tonight’s Superbowl ads.