Tim Walberg: If climate change is real, God will “take care of it”

Yes, it’s true. It looks as though Trump is getting ready to pull the U.S. out of the Paris climate agreement tomorrow. There’s no reason for alarm, though. According to Michigan Congressman Tim Walberg we don’t need to act on the recommendations of the international scientific community, as God will see us through.

“I believe there’s been climate change since the beginning of time,” Walberg told his constituents in Coldwater last Friday. “I think there are cycles,” he went on to say. “Do I think that man has some impact? Yeah, of course. Can man change the entire universe? No.”

“Why do I believe that?,” Walberg asked. “Well, as a Christian, I believe that there is a creator in God who is much bigger than us. And I’m confident that, if there’s a real problem, he can take care of it.”

Here, if you can stomach it, is the video of Walberg, who, by the way, also voted to take health coverage from 24 million Americans.

That’s right. Who needs the Paris accord when we have God?

Walberg’s constituents should demand that he forgo his health insurance, which we all pay for, and leave his life in the hands of God. If he can say to future generations that they should just trust in God, then it seems like he should be willing to do the same when it comes to his own health, doesn’t it?

And, really, why do we even need Tim Walberg in Congress? I mean, can’t God just take care of us?

Seriously, I think I might start a campaign to have people write-in “God” in 2018, when Walberg runs for reelection. I’m already starting to sketch out the “Write-in God… he’ll take care of it” yard signs in my mind.

In case you’re feeling a little sick to your stomach over all of this, here’s a little something that might make you feel a little better – video of Neil DeGrasse Tyson talking about the importance of science.

Make no mistake about it, folks. We’re at war.

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  1. Eel
    Posted June 1, 2017 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    “Can man change the entire universe? No.”

    God, this pisses me off. Did anyone suggest this? No. No one ever said that by destroying our environment here on earth that we’d be changing the universe. Jesus, this pisses me off.

  2. Jcp2
    Posted June 1, 2017 at 8:31 am | Permalink

    Silly rabbit. Tim Wahlberg and his constituents are concerned about their afterlives, not our current lives. Temporary conditions here are nothing compared to eternal paradise in heaven.

  3. Lynne
    Posted June 1, 2017 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    The irony here is that this is really going to hurt us economically. Not only are the coal jobs not coming back, if we dont get on board with renewables energy, we will lose out on those jobs too.

  4. Dustin Lince
    Posted June 1, 2017 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    Hurry!! Let’s make sure all those kids with cancer know that you can just pray things away. What are we waiting for!?!?!?

    Posted June 1, 2017 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

    Foes of the Paris agreement have been invited to Trump’s 3 p.m. announcement on the climate accord http://politi.co/2rpnOkb

  6. What Pence Said‏
    Posted June 2, 2017 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    “For some reason, this issue of climate change has emerged as a paramount issue for the left – in this country and around the world.” – VP Mike Pence


  7. Lynne
    Posted June 2, 2017 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    We are doomed.

    So I say F it while I get jiggy with some canned wine in my backyard.

  8. EOS
    Posted June 2, 2017 at 10:39 pm | Permalink

    Face it. The Paris treaty was a dollar sucking, job crushing, plan with no teeth or enforcement provisions that in the end would not have made a single degree difference in world temperatures.

  9. kate
    Posted June 3, 2017 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    Love the Tyson clip – thank you!

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