I chose the mime

I had two Facebook “friend” requests today… and I never thought that I’d utter these words, but I chose the mime.

I’m tempted, on occasion, to “friend” one of the ample-breasted, duck-faced young women who approach me each day online. I’m curious as to how the men posting on their behalf would go about trying to separate me from what money I have left. Would they ask me to send them airfare, so that they might come to Ypsilanti and visit me in person? Would they ask me to send money so that they might be able to buy even skimpier lingerie? I’m tempted… but, at least this time, I chose the mime.

How weird would it be if, because of this choice of mine, the requests from these fake, ample-breasted, duck-faced young women in swimsuits and lingerie immediately stopped, only to be replaced by requests from fake, ample-breasted, duck-faced mimes?

OK, blogging break is over. I need to get back to cleaning Landline Creative Labs now….

Oh, speaking of mimes, did you ever see those photos of Robin Williams taken in San Francisco in 1974? I was never a huge fan of either miming or Williams, but the idea that someone just happened across these photos after almost four decades, and just noticed that Williams was one of the mimes, if that’s what really happened, is really cool.

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4 Comments

  1. Lee
    Posted April 1, 2017 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    April Fools, right?

  2. Kurt Anschuetz1
    Posted April 1, 2017 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    Williams played a mime teacher in the movie ‘shakes the clown.’. My guess is that all of your clown friends will now unfriend you.

  3. wobblie
    Posted April 1, 2017 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

    I never heard of that expression “duck faced” before

  4. Eel
    Posted April 2, 2017 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    I didn’t follow the link, but I searched “big breasted mime” and this was the top response from Google.

    Search Results:
    Mime class with busty brunette Mackenzee Pierce – Pornsharing.com

    Yes. Apparently mime porn is a thing.

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