On the continuum of greatness, Toothbrush in Sock Man may not grade out as high as, say, Spider Man, but not everyone is lucky enough to be bitten by a radioactive insect. No, some of us have to do it ourselves, using just those things that we can reach on the bathroom counter.
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I prefer Toilet Paper in Pocket Man.
While I appreciate his gumption my money will always be on Razorblade in Sock man.
Don’t be so quick to discount the toothbrush as a weapon. Toothbrush shanks are a real thing.
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Funny I guess, but this is an example of “desirable behavior” promoted by not disciplining your children?