Remember how, a while back, I told you that I’d received word from Oregon that a 25 year old video of my band, Prehensile Monkey-tailed Skink, had surfaced? Well, it would seem as though the tape is now in the hands of someone who intends to tease, torture, and perhaps blackmail me with it. I received an envelope earlier this week with an Oregon postmark, and inside was a heavily smudged gold disk containing a single, 10-second video clip. The accompanying note, written on the back of a label peeled from a can of Dinty Moore beef stew, said simply, “What would your fellow bloggers think?”
Here’s the clip…
For what it’s worth, I don’t think that I’m actually kissing the young Dr. Peter Larson in this clip. I think I’m just licking the sweat from his face.
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Was there a period in American history when young men cut their shirts to expose their guts and nipples?
Well before Madonna shocked the world with her public kissing of that other woman during that awards show. Thank you for pushing boundaries and leading the way.
I know the Madonna kiss you are talking about Eel, but the this one is worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHNM90pK0M
I’d heard that you two used to groom one another like cats.
It was a lick.
I’ve watched this way too many times trying to figure out what’s going on. It’s like watching the Zapruder film.
One day I would like to know love like this.
I hope you don’t suspect I may have had anything to do with this. As much as I want to see you destroyed, I wouldn’t have been able to stomach handling such filth.
Didn’t we all lick our friends like cats back in the 90s?
Someone on Facebook said that my political career could never survive this. I think I could just embrace it, though, with a “Mark Maynard Licks His Competition” campaign.
Or I could just go with, “Mark Maynard, At Least He Never Poisoned Anyone”
I think if I saw a picture of you licking the Puppet, my head would explode in joy.
Pornographic filth
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