25 year old video surfaces of a very young, and disturbingly happy, Mark Maynard kissing Peter Larson

Remember how, a while back, I told you that I’d received word from Oregon that a 25 year old video of my band, Prehensile Monkey-tailed Skink, had surfaced? Well, it would seem as though the tape is now in the hands of someone who intends to tease, torture, and perhaps blackmail me with it. I received an envelope earlier this week with an Oregon postmark, and inside was a heavily smudged gold disk containing a single, 10-second video clip. The accompanying note, written on the back of a label peeled from a can of Dinty Moore beef stew, said simply, “What would your fellow bloggers think?”

Here’s the clip…

For what it’s worth, I don’t think that I’m actually kissing the young Dr. Peter Larson in this clip. I think I’m just licking the sweat from his face.

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13 Comments

  1. anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2016 at 6:00 am | Permalink

    Was there a period in American history when young men cut their shirts to expose their guts and nipples?

  2. Eel
    Posted May 19, 2016 at 6:34 am | Permalink

    Well before Madonna shocked the world with her public kissing of that other woman during that awards show. Thank you for pushing boundaries and leading the way.

  3. Kim
    Posted May 19, 2016 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    I know the Madonna kiss you are talking about Eel, but the this one is worse.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHNM90pK0M

  4. Stephen
    Posted May 19, 2016 at 8:55 am | Permalink

    I’d heard that you two used to groom one another like cats.

  5. Shane Davis
    Posted May 19, 2016 at 9:09 am | Permalink

    It was a lick.

  6. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2016 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    I’ve watched this way too many times trying to figure out what’s going on. It’s like watching the Zapruder film.

  7. Samantha Battle
    Posted May 19, 2016 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    One day I would like to know love like this.

  8. (the original) Robert
    Posted May 19, 2016 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    I hope you don’t suspect I may have had anything to do with this. As much as I want to see you destroyed, I wouldn’t have been able to stomach handling such filth.

  9. Posted May 19, 2016 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    Didn’t we all lick our friends like cats back in the 90s?

  10. Posted May 19, 2016 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    Someone on Facebook said that my political career could never survive this. I think I could just embrace it, though, with a “Mark Maynard Licks His Competition” campaign.

  11. Posted May 19, 2016 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    Or I could just go with, “Mark Maynard, At Least He Never Poisoned Anyone”

  12. Posted May 19, 2016 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    I think if I saw a picture of you licking the Puppet, my head would explode in joy.

  13. iRobert
    Posted May 22, 2016 at 7:52 am | Permalink

    Pornographic filth

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  1. […] life to track it down? Well, he was apparently successful. After teasing me with a few still shots, and a provocative clip of me licking the sweat from a fellow bandmate’s brow, Mr. Krcatovich finally come though with the entire video. This evening, upon arriving home from my […]

  2. […] old friend and former bandmate, Pete Larson, moved to Kenya a few years back to oversee a number of public health related research […]

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